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Dwight Schrute

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You experience male pms because you missed a workout day...




Saw this on BBD..was funny.
 
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Wait! I thought you guys had reverse pms anyway..moody all month minus one week of good mood:)
 
Dwight Schrute

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you do more calorie counting than your girlfriend who is on weight watchers.
 
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Wait! I thought you guys had reverse pms anyway..moody all month minus one week of good mood:)
depends on the year....odd number days = true to your theory
even number days = overall great attitudes

:p
 
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i thought this one was funny.....

Your wife says Jay cutler is a good looking man and you ask why she likes skinny guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I like this one-You take the needle from the nurse because you feel more comftorable injecting yourself.
 
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You have to buy underwear two sizes too big so your thighs fit
 
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ROFLMAO at all of them!

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These are my top how ever many I put from Evan Centopani in Md on "I knew I was a bb'r when...."

I spent my money on supplements instead of beer

I'd stay up to get an extra meal

I walked around with a cooler even though I wasn't preparing for a show(thats me and I never plan to compete period)

I was happy to be sore all the time

Girls pointing to my arms and saying gross was actually a copliment

A snow day meant that it would be a pain in the ass getting to the gym

I dreaded holidays cause the gyms would be closed or on reduced hours

Missing a meal ruined my day

I tried to explain to my italian grandmother over sunday night dinner why I couldn't have pasta and sauce with my plain chicken breast

Didn't sleep in on sunday because I wouldn't be able to fit in all my meals
 
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These are my top how ever many I put from Evan Centopani in Md on "I knew I was a bb'r when...."

I spent my money on supplements instead of beer

I'd stay up to get an extra meal

I walked around with a cooler even though I wasn't preparing for a show(thats me and I never plan to compete period)

I was happy to be sore all the time

Girls pointing to my arms and saying gross was actually a copliment

A snow day meant that it would be a pain in the ass getting to the gym

I dreaded holidays cause the gyms would be closed or on reduced hours

Missing a meal ruined my day

I tried to explain to my italian grandmother over sunday night dinner why I couldn't have pasta and sauce with my plain chicken breast

Didn't sleep in on sunday because I wouldn't be able to fit in all my meals
I feel ya on a lot of those. That's awesome, I lol'd.
 
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These are my top how ever many I put from Evan Centopani in Md on "I knew I was a bb'r when...."

I spent my money on supplements instead of beer

I'd stay up to get an extra meal

I walked around with a cooler even though I wasn't preparing for a show(thats me and I never plan to compete period)

I was happy to be sore all the time

Girls pointing to my arms and saying gross was actually a copliment

A snow day meant that it would be a pain in the ass getting to the gym

I dreaded holidays cause the gyms would be closed or on reduced hours

Missing a meal ruined my day

I tried to explain to my italian grandmother over sunday night dinner why I couldn't have pasta and sauce with my plain chicken breast

Didn't sleep in on sunday because I wouldn't be able to fit in all my meals
Pretty much every one of these applies to me. It's pretty sad when you think about it.
 

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I hear you on the Italian Grandmother and Chicken Breast.
I also spend all my beer/stripper money on supplements !!
 
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Your using up more than half the cupboard space.

Every room has a full length mirror.

You can't even hardly walk but you never miss out on squats.

When your not in pain you feel loose and small.

There is a cardio machine in your living room (yes that's me)

You are reluctant to help friends move for fear injury might cause you to miss a workout

You say to your wife look at the size of that guy and she says he's almost as big as you.

Your sole reason for not working overtime is that it will cut into your workout time.
 
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you choose where to move depending on where your gym is (i just did this one).
 
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Your sole reason for not working overtime is that it will cut into your workout time.
Lol.. I miss out on a lot of things for fear that it will "jack with my recovery."

Plus, the only physical thing I usually feel like doing is pumping iron or getting in some cardio.
 
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You are reluctant to help friends move for fear injury might cause you to miss a workout
I do this at my job as far as being careful to not get injured.I'm talking like breaking something or cutting something very badly or off though.
 
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you choose where to move depending on where your gym is (i just did this one).
I have debated moving to arlington to workout at metroflex.Ronnie and Branh Warren wo their and so does a guy in the special olympics.They have spray paint on the walls,play music you want to hear I have heard.It has also been mentioned several times in bb mags or even websites.(t nation the other day).It's one of the few hardcore gyms left.
 
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I have debated moving to arlington to workout at metroflex.Ronnie and Branh Warren wo their and so does a guy in the special olympics.They have spray paint on the walls,play music you want to hear I have heard.It has also been mentioned several times in bb mags or even websites.(t nation the other day).It's one of the few hardcore gyms left.
You in texas? Bro, I totally been up in arlington, I actually don't live that far from there when I'm out of school.

Thas cool.
 
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You in texas? Bro, I totally been up in arlington, I actually don't live that far from there when I'm out of school.

Thas cool.
I live where your gf lives.They have a website I seen before.
 
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i carry a gallon of milk with me in the car wherever i go. refrigerating is not an issue, it will be gone by the time it has a chance to get warm.
 
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waking up in the middle of the night just to pin some peptides.........(trip) lol
 

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