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    This made me laugh...


    BODYBUILDING IS THE DEVIL!!!

    Anabolic Outlaw: Ex-Steroid Dealer Tells All!

    I can't believe someone actually took the time to make this website. And may actually believe everything on it.

    Ha, check out the videos there the best. BRANCH WARRENS TRICEP TEAR WAS A MESSAGE FROM GOD!!!

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    you have got to be kidding me.
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    yeah... I almost couldn't believe it.
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    are you ****ing kidding me? hes probably a disgruntled bodybuilder who never amounted to anything.
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    Did you know...

    In the 1980's, the Weider Research Clinic had a member on their staff who taught the I.F.B.B. champs a form of witchcraft to further their muscular gains?

    Arnold Schwarzenegger used a form of sorcery during the taping of the bodybuilding documentary film "Pumping Iron?''

    A top Mr. Olympia contender has been captured on video tape performing what appears to be witchcraft as part of his training?

    The official I.F.B.B. logo closely resembles a symbol used by an occult Luciferian organization?

    Many occult symbols can be found in the stage backdrops of several I.F.B.B. shows?

    A trophy given away at a major I.F.B.B. event is shaped in a design used to symbolize the worship of Lucifer?

    Flex and Muscle & Fitness magazines seemed to be using subliminal messages to brainwash you?

    This is straight from the site.
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    Actually the one about the IFBB giving away a trophy that is satanic is true. That is used in freemasonry, which leads into other stuff.

    BUT, it is not being given away as a satanic symbol or ritual. Normal people only see that as a statue, just like the Washington monument, they just dont know better.

    So its not a satanic sport, this is retarded. The subliminal messaging one is funny LOL

    Check the lil poll::

    Do you think there is more to bodybuilding than what your being told in magazines?

    Yeah....they dont really use muscletech....
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    ^ haha. u ever see the pic of jay cutler when he opens his fridge? theres a circle in the picture around a couple vials on the top shelf of some gear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyjames View Post
    BODYBUILDING IS THE DEVIL!!!

    Anabolic Outlaw: Ex-Steroid Dealer Tells All!

    I can't believe someone actually took the time to make this website. And may actually believe everything on it.

    Ha, check out the videos there the best. BRANCH WARRENS TRICEP TEAR WAS A MESSAGE FROM GOD!!!
    now i gotta tell all my buddys to stop worshiping satan
    oh nooez
    and thu shall not lift weights as it is the packt with the evil itself
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    Anybody good at hacking? This site needs to be down... DoS anyone?
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    I like the poll on the right side:

    "Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger is a member of the Masonic Fraternity known as the Freemasons?"
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrzyHrse View Post
    Anybody good at hacking? This site needs to be down... DoS anyone?
    why shut it down? Are you under the influence of Lucifer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwards View Post
    why shut it down? Are you under the influence of Lucifer!

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    O/T is that the new 08 gixxer?^^crzyhrse?

    And i think muscle missions is a funny site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mindgame View Post
    O/T is that the new 08 gixxer?^^crzyhrse?

    And i think muscle missions is a funny site.

    Yeah. Got it back in March. My b-day present to myself..
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrzyHrse View Post
    Yeah. Got it back in March. My b-day present to myself..

    I have been wanting a bike, cant afford it....I hate you....but in brotherly love
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    I have to say I have seen this a few times in my life. When something doesn't go right for an individual, they find a way to blame it on anything but themselves. On the front cover of his book he proclaims he was a "Drug Dealing, Pot Smoking, Cocaine Snorting, Pill Popping, Acid Dropping, Whiskey Drinking, Steroid Shooting Bodybuilder"

    It couldn't be that he was an addict to all these things and he lacked self control, so therefore it must have been the devil that made him do it. And once he found God his life turned around. Happy that he found his "calling" but just because he had all these problems doesn't mean that everyone else does.

    Also, with this type of personality he finds every little thing that can be construed as "satanic" and then blasts away at it without looking at the whole picture.

    P.S. Satan did not make me write this! I did it on my own free will.
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    That all makes sense to me - Look at Lee Priest
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    Badass! I knew my two favorite hobbies would come together some day...now I can save time during the day knowing that my resistance training is improving my position in the eyes of the prince of darkness.
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    LMFAO, why wast the time to come up with such a stupid site
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter2032 View Post
    I have to say I have seen this a few times in my life. When something doesn't go right for an individual, they find a way to blame it on anything but themselves. On the front cover of his book he proclaims he was a "Drug Dealing, Pot Smoking, Cocaine Snorting, Pill Popping, Acid Dropping, Whiskey Drinking, Steroid Shooting Bodybuilder"

    It couldn't be that he was an addict to all these things and he lacked self control, so therefore it must have been the devil that made him do it. And once he found God his life turned around. Happy that he found his "calling" but just because he had all these problems doesn't mean that everyone else does.

    Also, with this type of personality he finds every little thing that can be construed as "satanic" and then blasts away at it without looking at the whole picture.

    P.S. Satan did not make me write this! I did it on my own free will.
    My thoughts exactly. I kinda feel bad for the guy, I guess he can't man up and admit that he was the one that fukked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyjames View Post
    My thoughts exactly. I kinda feel bad for the guy, I guess he can't man up and admit that he was the one that fukked up.
    That doesn't sell books/create hits on a website.

    I want my 'splosions!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrzyHrse View Post
    Yeah. Got it back in March. My b-day present to myself..

    nice, im going to buy a 600 for my first bike in a few months.
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    but back on topic...i want to see this witchcraft on video they have.
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    what a bunch of fuking idiots who believe that sight. man the maker must be a real ***got
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    and here i was thinking that eating right and taking care of yourself physically showed your respect for God and the body that he gave you - taking care of the most important temple of all.

    guess i'll run off and join a cult now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    guess i'll run off and join a cult now....
    Don't forget to drink the kool-aid, I hear it's top notch.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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    ...This must be a joke.
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    that's awesome..... can't wait to find those f**ks
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    and here i was thinking that eating right and taking care of yourself physically showed your respect for God and the body that he gave you - taking care of the most important temple of all.

    guess i'll run off and join a cult now....
    That is....but the steroids part I wonder about myself. I want to use some PH's in the future, but I struggle a bit with the idea of if it is moral or not to do so. Because of the potential side effects, though if I line it all up right, and have a proper PCT i should be good to go. Up in the air for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post
    That is....but the steroids part I wonder about myself. I want to use some PH's in the future, but I struggle a bit with the idea of if it is moral or not to do so. Because of the potential side effects, though if I line it all up right, and have a proper PCT i should be good to go. Up in the air for me.
    What side effects you mean? Learning sorcery post workout?
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    These guys are great they got videos on youtube also.

    I don't know if its a joke or not?
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    This is awsome!! omg lmao! Im showing all my bb friends. BB.com shows us how to make steroids!!! oh my!
    I dont see the big deal, he did every drug in the book. Hes still alive isnt he! haha.
  

  
 

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