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09-10-2006, 08:59 PM
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09-10-2006, 08:59 PM
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| Running with the Big Boys  |  The day man learned to b*u*l*l*s*h*i*t* and politics was born!!! Worst day in history The day I called my girlfriend a c**t |
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09-11-2006, 12:20 AM
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Wasn't Spock narrating to the rest of the crew the steps that Kirk was taking to build his home made cannon? The crew was only able to see, but not otherwise communicate with Kirk, right? Classic.  | |
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09-11-2006, 06:17 AM
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09-11-2006, 08:34 PM
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09-11-2006, 08:37 PM
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09-11-2006, 08:59 PM
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Re: Worst day in history I bet you cringed the second it left your lips! I read that and I got a sinking feeling in my stomach.... ....same feeling I get when watching "Full Metal Jacket"...the scene that makes you go "Oh ****!" just like when you realized the words that came out of your mouth......it goes like this: HARTMAN Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? JOKER Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN throws down the garbage can with a loud bang. HARTMAN Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! JOKER Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir! HARTMAN Why, you little maggot! You make me want to vomit! HARTMAN slaps JOKER, hard, across the cheek. HARTMAN You goddam communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary . . . or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you?! (When I saw this in the theater when it first came out....everyone just sank into their seat as if they were hiding from Sgt. Hartman themselves and were saying under their breath..."Just say yes sir! Please! Just say yes sir!" Sphincter factor of 10+!) JOKER Sir, negative, sir!! HARTMAN Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?! JOKER Sir, negative, sir!!! Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong! And the Senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir! HARTMAN Who's your squad leader, scumbag? JOKER Sir, the private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!!! HARTMAN Private Snowball! SNOWBALL double-times up to HARTMAN. SNOWBALL Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir! HARTMAN Private Snowball, you're fired! Private Joker is promoted to squad leader! SNOWBALL Sir, aye-aye, sir! HARTMAN Private Pyle! PYLE Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir! HARTMAN Private Pyle, from now on Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee. PYLE Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough. Now, you ladies carry on. JOKER, COWBOY & PYLE (in unison) Sir, aye-aye, sir! -------------------------------------------------- So....did the girlfriend respect you for having the guts to call her the nasty name? Or did she kick your ass Sgt. Hartman style?  CLICK HERE Matt To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 1-800-866-1970 M-F 7pm-10pm EST - Sat 10am-5pm EST 10% Off with "mattam" code! Be sure to mention "Matt" & "Anabolic Minds Priority Shipping" in the comments of your order! | |
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09-11-2006, 09:11 PM
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How much is the policy to insure the end of the world? Matt To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 1-800-866-1970 M-F 7pm-10pm EST - Sat 10am-5pm EST 10% Off with "mattam" code! Be sure to mention "Matt" & "Anabolic Minds Priority Shipping" in the comments of your order! | |
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09-11-2006, 09:16 PM
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| Gold Member  | This is easy, the day i was born..*****es! lol |
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09-11-2006, 09:27 PM
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Ahh yes I remember it well New years eve 1994 NYC the Grand Hyatt on 42 nd street...We were sharing a suite with about 10 other people. There was a misunderstanding between a single girl and a ramdom 6'6" 300 lb stranger, who broke into our room in a full rage. I picked up the phone to call security and as I was talking to the front desk my girl hung up the phone... I said why the **** did you do that ....(She was afraid security would kick us out for having too many people in our room)....I shook my head an said you stupid cun..., before I could get the "T" out she was in the hallway crying. I ran after her and told her I was sorry a few thousand times and later that year we actually had sex!!! | |
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09-12-2006, 10:23 AM
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| Gold Member  | gun powder I think is pretty big. |
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09-12-2006, 11:48 AM
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| Gold Member | Anti-biotics is huge as well. |
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09-12-2006, 07:28 PM
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| All The Whey Nutrition Board Sponsor | Did anyone mention Al Gore inventing the internet? Hello? We're posting on it now! Matt To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 1-800-866-1970 M-F 7pm-10pm EST - Sat 10am-5pm EST 10% Off with "mattam" code! Be sure to mention "Matt" & "Anabolic Minds Priority Shipping" in the comments of your order! |
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09-14-2006, 11:38 AM
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| Registered User | Gunpowder seems to be in the lead with # of votes! See also Star Trek Spece Lizard discussion pages 1 and 2 of this thread. Oh yeah, I called my wife a c*nt years ago. Then, because I was so mad, I said "that's right, with a capital 'K'!!! I think that makes it even sound more evil, with a K. |
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