[Grant]

George W. Bush, **** Cheney, and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in
a small Central American country.
George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the
order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic, and George jumped over the wall and escaped
in the confusion.
**** Cheney was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled, and **** pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the
order was given, **** yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again the squad fell apart, and **** slipped over the wall.
The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see
the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the
wall."
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the
rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled,
........ "FIRE!"

[kwyckemynd00]

Ha, ha...

[DmitryWI]

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