Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell which you are? The answer can be found by
posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a Smith & Wesson .44 Mag, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the kn! ife out
of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the S&W have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier,healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! What would Michael Moore do?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips??"
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell which you are? The answer can be found by
posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a Smith & Wesson .44 Mag, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the kn! ife out
of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the S&W have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier,healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! What would Michael Moore do?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips??"