Who want's some free Axcite

Page 2 of 3 First 123 Last

  1. Well this one is pretty entertaining. Two years ago around Summer Time, I went to South Beach with my friends. We were walking around and having a grand ol time and we saw that this lady was promoting a hotel party. So we went in just or sheets and giggles. We were sitting down and sort of miggling with ladies, me of course was my typical introvert self observing the people instead of interacting with them. I see this chick dancing to the music, so I could not help but to get a kick out of it. I keep staring at her while she looks at me and invites me to dance but I say no of course since I just wanted to chill. She decides to get on top of me and starts giving me a lap dance but this was no ordinary lap dance LOL. She starts taking off all her clothes and the DJ starts to say woah its crazy up in this joint or something to that matter LOL. So I am saying to myself this will not end well LMAO. She literally grabs her breasts and puts them on my face and somehow gets me to motorboat them or something to that degree. I could smell the alcohol on the pores of her skin from her tits so I am like not turned on at all. She then stands upright above me with her vag staring directly at me, from there she drops down to have her clitoris rub against my nose, she starts to move her clitoris in different directions on my nose. The messed up part of it was that even her vag smelled like alcohol. So then well me being a dude with high testosterone levels I still was able to get a hard on with all those turn offs. So what does she do, she decides to bite on my weiner, yup she actually not only dry humped me but bit me weiner. I was like wow what am I to do LOL, after she bit me down in my manhood area, she begins to dry hump me so hard that she starts to get wetter than moist wipes. Now I do not know what to do because this chick is having an orgasm on me literally. So she keeps riding my weiner through my pants till all of sudden she yells and makes a wet spot on me, I look and it aint pee, it aint blood, so I am like umm yea she came on me LOL. She starts to try to kiss me but I aint having none of it, I tell her look your breath smells like alchohol plus I got to be up early tommorow. She then goes to me, I live in Coral Gables honey, so I got a hotel that I will be staying for the rest of the weekend. I tell her no offense but I don't even know where your cuch has been, she then goes to me why you playing me. Now I am confused because I never hit on her nor did I ask for a lapdance. Then some dude walks by and gives me a couple of Magnum Condoms in Gold packaging and tells me use it my young friend. So I tell her okay lets go, so she actually believes that I will follow her to her hotel. I call for a taxi, when it arrives there, I tell her to get in and I will meet with her, she is so wasted she believes me, I tell the taxi driver to take her and to not wait for me. Now this chick sees that I just pretty much turned down easy pun, so she then I assume felt I was a challenge; so she decides to approach me, she was very pretty so I did not mind at all. She starts telling me how she will do me right, blah blah, she tells me to go with her to the lounge room, so I follow her. She calls her friend over, they both start making out with me, then the chick pulls out my johnson and starts yanking on it like it was a cow utter while talking to me dirty. Welll long story short, it is not hard to get action at south beach...
    doing my own thang!


  2. About 2 Weeks ago my friends and I decided to do something different as far as the whole bar/club thing. Normally we start the night drinking at a friends house (pregame) then hit up a bar and/or club to finish the night off. This time one of my friends mentions a more upscale bar, where you had to be dressed up a little nicer and drinks were literally double the price, but I didn't mind too much cuz it was nice to do something different. Their were three of us guys and we brought two female friends. We walked into the bar and immediatley realized we were the youngest group in the place. After walking through the crowd where everyone giving us a weird look for being their we decided to sit and start drinking. The atmosphere was very chill and lax. Surprisingly we were all having a pretty good time. When it was my turn to get the round of drinks I walked up to the bar and squeezed myself in between two chairs, while the bartender was making the drinks the women sitting next to me asks me if I've ever been to the bar before and I jokingly told her that i was a regular. She laughed and we started to bullsh*t a little. Once I got my drinks I invited her and her friend over to my table, which of course upset the girls I was with, especially cuz I used to hook up with one of them before. The women was pretty hot for an older women, she def had work done, but I would say she was approx late 30's to early 40's. I was a little tipsy and don't remember much of the conversation after but all my friends say we were all over eachother. At one point I remember goin to the bathroom with her for a little makeout session but that was pretty much it. I did get her and her friends number and still went home to hook up with one of the girls (ex-hookup) we brought to the bar in the first place. All in all a pretty successful night lol
    •   
       


  3. Everyone that (has of 8-29 ) left a story more than three sentences PM me with your address.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by BigSmith View Post
    Everyone that (has of 8-29 ) left a story more than three sentences PM me with your address.
    Nice man! Thanks!

  5. I have an interesting one... Haha so my friend and I are hanging out at his house and I'm staying there the night. I go through his living room and see his sister in there watching tv. Her and I talk and hang out until my friend comes down stairs and scolds me haha. Same situation happens a week or so later after her and I had been texting... One thing led to another kinkiest hotest hookup in the house bathroom ever . Also ended up dating her for 2 years (after my friend finally gave up the fight).
    •   
       


  6. Quote Originally Posted by BigSmith View Post
    Everyone that (has of 8-29 ) left a story more than three sentences PM me with your address.
    Thanks again man!

  7. lol I wanna see someone on here review this stuff, I personally just can't see something like this working, no offence, but I got a wife and work near lots of women so it would be fun to try lol

    Do you send samples of this stuff?
    Core Nutritionals Representative

  8. Quote Originally Posted by JudgementDay View Post
    lol I wanna see someone on here review this stuff, I personally just can't see something like this working, no offence, but I got a wife and work near lots of women so it would be fun to try lol

    Do you send samples of this stuff?
    Well hopefully those of us who wrote in before the 29th will get our Axcite sooner rather than later

    I'll post a mini-review here and in a few other places once I use the product and can guage it's full range of effectiveness. I've kinda been dating this chick so i'm interested to see how it works on her

    I also have a vacation coming up here in a a few weeks to head back home. Will be interesting to see how it works on all the ladies I haven't seen in a while

  9. Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkHalf View Post
    Well hopefully those of us who wrote in before the 29th will get our Axcite sooner rather than later

    I'll post a mini-review here and in a few other places once I use the product and can guage it's full range of effectiveness. I've kinda been dating this chick so i'm interested to see how it works on her

    I also have a vacation coming up here in a a few weeks to head back home. Will be interesting to see how it works on all the ladies I haven't seen in a while

    aha sweet, it should be interesting
    Core Nutritionals Representative

  10. Sorry, no samples of it. Hard to send out a sample of a cologne and not have it evaporate by the time it reaches you!

    Does it work? Yes. I'm married, work in an office full of sausage, but every now and again put it on in different social situations with familiar people just to see if they react differently. The results....let's just say you'll have to find out for yourself.
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    Sorry, no samples of it. Hard to send out a sample of a cologne and not have it evaporate by the time it reaches you!

    Does it work? Yes. I'm married, work in an office full of sausage, but every now and again put it on in different social situations with familiar people just to see if they react differently. The results....let's just say you'll have to find out for yourself.
    Nice man! Making me really looking forward to getting it! Anyway you guys can get this out to me by the 10th? I know it'd be tight with the holiday weekend coming up...I just really want it by the time I head on vacation (flight leave the morning of the 10th). If not it's all good...just never hurts to ask

  12. Quote Originally Posted by bluehealer View Post
    When I was 14 years old, I picked up a 12 year old girl on my Honda XL100. Fast forward 31 years, we're celebrating our 22nd anniversary.
    Quote Originally Posted by BigSmith View Post
    You need no Axcite
    Who needs more help than a guy trying to get the attention of a woman he's been with for 31 years? nobody that's who! For crying out loud once a woman has washed a man's underwear for 31 years she doesn't want anything to with him anymore! Give a free bottle to bluehealer.

  13. Can you tell us if these have been sent out yet?

  14. Any news yet?

  15. Sorry guys I had been traveling . I will have them out tomorrow.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by BigSmith View Post
    Sorry guys I had been traveling . I will have them out tomorrow.
    Thanks man! Appreciate it! What's the ETA to east coast?

  17. Quote Originally Posted by BigSmith View Post
    Sorry guys I had been traveling . I will have them out tomorrow.
    Awesome

  18. Out of curiousity. Whats the best way to wear/apply this to get maximum results?

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Z28Luver7777 View Post
    Out of curiousity. Whats the best way to wear/apply this to get maximum results?
    Wrist, neck and chest
    doing my own thang!

  20. Quote Originally Posted by andrew732 View Post
    Wrist, neck and chest
    Thank you

  21. are you still doing the giveaway? if not what is the cost?

  22. no but nutra has it pretty cheap, like 30 something
    doing my own thang!

  23. looks as if I was a lot late for this one
    Team Orbit

  24. You guys should have them any day. Sorry for the late shipping, I had a ton of traveling.
  •   

      
     

Similar Forum Threads

  1. Free Myspace Pickup Guide By Axcite
    By BigSmith in forum Pheromones
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 02-28-2009, 02:05 AM
  2. Axcite
    By flexIT in forum Pheromones
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 02-22-2009, 09:32 PM
Log in
Log in