Well, number one, I'm NOT YOU. Secondly, since I do have a degree in English and Psychology, I'll assume that I can read and follow label directions (I wasn't just a dumb athlete in college). If I'm following the label directions and it still isn't working as advertised, then SOMETHING'S wrong. Perhaps I'm a non-responder. Perhaps the claims are a little exaggerated. Maybe both. Thirdly, you're gonna come at me saying that "this is not how we communicate here?" To whom exactly are you referring? I've seen literally HUNDREDS of threads that turn into s h i t-slinging free-for-alls, so that's DEFINITELY news to me. Please pick your battles a little better. On a lighter note, I did say that the Incarnate I'm currently using DOES seem to work. Now, if I said something that was against the rules (which I didn't), then by all means, ban me. The last time I checked, we had freedom of speech in this country (OK, well, most of the time). If I didn't try the product (which I did), then of course I shouldn't have anything to say about it. I'm actually purchasing a bottle of Aspire 36 tomorrow (Since you're such a REPUTABLE company, why didn't you offer a free sample?). If it works as advertised, I'll gladly say so. If it doesn't, then I'll say so as well and I don't give a rat's ass who doesn't like it! It's real easy to open your pie-hole when you're not willing to do anything about it. Stop breaking your arm patting yourself on the back and maybe do something constructive like finding out why it didn't work for someone. I know...too much like "right." Puhleeze...