the infamous poo thread

[ropehead]

i have an audio book from some doc and one of the topics is poo color and what it means. feel free to use this info for a conver to pick up chicks :chick:
anyway
brown=normal. the orig poo is pale until your liver throws bile into it and stains it brown. aka healthy poo
green=means your poo went through your system at super speed. not exactly sure what this one means.
black=you have bleeding in your stomach or intestines.
white=youre in trubbs. bile from your liver isnt reaching the poo and you need to get to a doc asap.
it should come out soft and snakelike and shouldnt make a splash. healthy poo will still be connected when it hits the water.
thats all i have for now. id like to know more about healthy poo.

 

[Rodja]

And a high-fat diet gives you floaters.

 

[TripDog]

And a high-fat diet gives you floaters.

I thought that was high fiber?

 

[Rodja]

I thought that was high fiber?

No, the lipids float, similarly to fat people in water.

 

[ropehead]

No, the lipids float, similarly to fat people in water.

o yea he said that too.
but what i wanna know is where the hell are the corn and peanuts coming from when i havent had either?

 

[Cub]

And Anabolic Pump poo comes out stained yellow!

 

[ropehead]

And Anabolic Pump poo comes out stained yellow!

lol i dont think im allowed to talk about anabolic pump anymore but yea.
i had a pale white baby ruth one time and the only thing i was taking that was different was novedex xt :hammer:

 

[SilentBob187]

I see great things on the horizon...

 

[ropehead]

the sky is the limit, or the toilet rather.

 

[timmmah]

the sky is the limit, or the toilet rather.

a chick told me oprah says if you poop an "s", you're good. but then again, oprah calles her cooter a vajayjay

 

[TripDog]

a chick told me oprah says if you poop an "s", you're good. but then again, oprah calles her cooter a vajayjay

I think we all know Oprah has a penis dude.

 

[timmmah]

I think we all know Oprah has a penis dude.

:toofunny: