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    Celery=huge loads?


    I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?

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    OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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    this would make a great scientific study, "we needs donors to test if celery creates big loads...load analysis will be preformed by a random porn star"
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    I will hopefully put it to the scientific test tonight
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    i hope you're warning her of the impeding danger ahead *chuckles*
    bust out the goggles, she may ask what those are for
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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    If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice.
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    You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice.
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    celery and pb would make a great snack
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    celery and pb would make a great snack
    I also read that Celery is a negative calorie food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)
    Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.
    It was from a personal experience of a member on another board. I was trying to find out from the people in here (the smart people) if they have had any personal experiences.
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    well how did your study go last nite?
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    LOL

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    andro in celery??? dont say it too loud the feds will ban all celery produce...
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    Im going to give it another day because I'm going to stack it with soy lecithin and maca
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    or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k
    The mouth in the love doll wasnt big enough for the load
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    if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by warnerve View Post
    if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?
    It'll be crunchy.
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    and smell like bong water, which smells like celery.
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    .....this topic is full of vitamins and awesomeness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?
    I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.
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    no update still?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    no update still?
    Maybe he's still not done spewing.
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    No change yet.
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    he's gonna need more celery after seeing your avatar
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    I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol
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    Yep, I read the flavor thing. With all the benifits of this how can I go wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jstrong20 View Post
    I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol
    Pineapple juice will make your ejaculate taste sweeter (I've had a tester).
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    Quote Originally Posted by alan aragon View Post
    I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.
    Nor harm done if it gets him to eat more veggies though.
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    any new updates
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    any new updates
    No. To be honest, I hate the taste of celery and I just couldn't eat it anymore.
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    add some ranch or PB to it
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