Celery=huge loads?

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  1. Celery=huge loads?


    I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?


  2. OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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  3. this would make a great scientific study, "we needs donors to test if celery creates big loads...load analysis will be preformed by a random porn star"
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  4. I will hopefully put it to the scientific test tonight

  5. i hope you're warning her of the impeding danger ahead *chuckles*
    bust out the goggles, she may ask what those are for

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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    If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice.

  7. You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)

  8. Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice.

  9. celery and pb would make a great snack

  10. Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    celery and pb would make a great snack
    I also read that Celery is a negative calorie food.

  11. yes it is

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)
    Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.
    It was from a personal experience of a member on another board. I was trying to find out from the people in here (the smart people) if they have had any personal experiences.

  14. well how did your study go last nite?

  15. LOL

    love this forum

  16. andro in celery??? dont say it too loud the feds will ban all celery produce...

  17. maybe he's still at it?ose:

  18. Did she drown?

  19. Im going to give it another day because I'm going to stack it with soy lecithin and maca

  20. or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k

  21. Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k
    The mouth in the love doll wasnt big enough for the load

  22. o my...

  23. if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?

  24. Quote Originally Posted by warnerve View Post
    if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?
    It'll be crunchy.

  25. and smell like bong water, which smells like celery.

  26. .....this topic is full of vitamins and awesomeness

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Hyde12 View Post
    I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?
    I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.

  28. no update still?

  29. Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    no update still?
    Maybe he's still not done spewing.

  30. No change yet.

  31. he's gonna need more celery after seeing your avatar

  32. I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol

  33. Yep, I read the flavor thing. With all the benifits of this how can I go wrong

  34. Quote Originally Posted by Jstrong20 View Post
    I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol
    Pineapple juice will make your ejaculate taste sweeter (I've had a tester).

  35. Quote Originally Posted by alan aragon View Post
    I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.
    Nor harm done if it gets him to eat more veggies though.

  36. any new updates

  37. Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    any new updates
    No. To be honest, I hate the taste of celery and I just couldn't eat it anymore.

  38. add some ranch or PB to it
  

  
 

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