Celery=huge loads?

[Hyde12]

I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?

 

[Hyde12]

OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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[dlew308]

this would make a great scientific study, "we needs donors to test if celery creates big loads...load analysis will be preformed by a random porn star"

 

[Hyde12]

I will hopefully put it to the scientific test tonight :twisted:

 

[dlew308]

i hope you're warning her of the impeding danger ahead *chuckles*
bust out the goggles, she may ask what those are for

 

[yeahright]

OK, so I will try this myself since I don't have anything to loose.......except for my nut, LOL. I am starting at 5 stalks everyday. If anyone has in input let me know.

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If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice. :dump:

 

[Hyde12]

You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)

 

[Hyde12]

If nothing else, you'll be having huge loads from one orifice. :dump:

:rofl:

 

[dlew308]

celery and pb would make a great snack

 

[Hyde12]

celery and pb would make a great snack

I also read that Celery is a negative calorie food.

 

[dlew308]

yes it is

 

[yeahright]

You should read some of the studies on Celery! I can't believe that nobody has developed a super Celery extract supplement (hint hint USP Labs and PAL)

Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.

 

[Hyde12]

Care to post some? The link you did give didn't say anything about celery and semen volume.

It was from a personal experience of a member on another board. I was trying to find out from the people in here (the smart people) if they have had any personal experiences.

 

[dlew308]

well how did your study go last nite?

 

[300Fan]

LOL

love this forum

 

[BMW]

andro in celery??? dont say it too loud the feds will ban all celery produce...

 

[edvanp]

maybe he's still at it?ose:

 

[moklepaul]

Did she drown?

 

[dlew308]

:rofl:

 

[Hyde12]

Im going to give it another day because I'm going to stack it with soy lecithin and maca :run:

 

[dlew308]

or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k

 

[Hyde12]

or...you broke your love doll and had to buy a patch kit? j/k

The mouth in the love doll wasnt big enough for the load :jaw:

 

[dlew308]

o my...

 

[warnerve]

if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?

 

[Chippewa]

if you take it with the maca and lethicitin how will you know if it's the celery?

It'll be crunchy.

 

[Mach .78]

and smell like bong water, which smells like celery.

 

[magx]

.....this topic is full of vitamins and awesomeness

 

[alan aragon]

I read on another board that Celery will increase load size (semen) and I also read that it naturally contains Andro!!! I this is true, then I'm going to the grocery store! Anyone got any experiences?

I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.

 

[dlew308]

no update still?

 

[Chippewa]

no update still?

Maybe he's still not done spewing. :thumbsup:

 

[Hyde12]

No change yet.

 

[dlew308]

he's gonna need more celery after seeing your avatar

 

[Jstrong20]

I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol

 

[Hyde12]

:thumbsup: Yep, I read the flavor thing. With all the benifits of this how can I go wrong

 

[yeahright]

I heard it was for flavor not volume. I also heard pinapple juice is good for this. Good thing you have a chick otherwise you would have to take one for the team and do the taste testing yourself.lol

Pineapple juice will make your ejaculate taste sweeter (I've had a tester).

 

[yeahright]

I'd like to hose a girl down with a Peter North typa blasting as much as the next guy, but I don't think any specific foods will directly influence this.

Nor harm done if it gets him to eat more veggies though. :thumbsup:

 

[dlew308]

any new updates

 

[Hyde12]

any new updates

No. To be honest, I hate the taste of celery and I just couldn't eat it anymore.

 

[dlew308]

add some ranch or PB to it

 

[alan aragon]

Sticky?

 

[yeahright]

Sticky?

lmao

 

[Highlanda01602]

i hope you're warning her of the impeding danger ahead *chuckles*
bust out the goggles, she may ask what those are for

lol, "look out girl, i ate CELERY FOR LUNCH!"
"what?"
"CELERY BABY YEA!"

 

[Highlanda01602]

No change yet.

This isn't a detailed log.... wtf!

 

[Hyde12]

This isn't a detailed log.... wtf!

Sorry Bro, I just couldn't continue due to celery tasting like s***.

 

[rampage jackson]

Try Yellow Gold...it'll make you crave celery

 

[MentalTwitch]

Thesegilrs just dont understand how we ty to make it nice for them...phhh.
Time to drink some pinapple juice. I couldn't imagine the look...
"....:blink: hunny...it's different tonight....?" AHHHHAHAHAA!

 

[CRUNCH]

Wasn't clomid supposed to increase load size?

I will not be testing that one myself. The only time I had clomid it turned me into a whiny, crying little girl who no woman would want to screw anyway.

 

[Hyde12]

Wasn't clomid supposed to increase load size?

I will not be testing that one myself. The only time I had clomid it turned me into a whiny, crying little girl who no woman would want to screw anyway.

Clomid had the most profound effect on load size of anything that I have tried. If you keep the dosages low, say 25-50mg, you will not even notice you are taking it. I only had issues when I went above 50mgs.

 

[Highlanda01602]

Clomid had the most profound effect on load size of anything that I have tried. If you keep the dosages low, say 25-50mg, you will not even notice you are taking it. I only had issues when I went above 50mgs.

Wow, I never knew that about clomid, but I can see how it's possible, being a PCT supp and all... interrrrrrrrestinggggg

 

[Highlanda01602]

Wasn't clomid supposed to increase load size?

I will not be testing that one myself. The only time I had clomid it turned me into a whiny, crying little girl who no woman would want to screw anyway.

i'd still hit it
i mean, what are we talking about here? hittin the weights right? right.