Polar bear meat farm

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  1. Lightbulb Polar bear meat farm


    Wanna start one? Well juice em up and feed them tons, and sell thier anabolic meat!
    I know a meat broker who can get me tiger meat, so I think it could be possible to farm them.
    Who wants to invest?


  2. Quote Originally Posted by MMAnabolics View Post
    Wanna start one? Well juice em up and feed them tons, and sell thier anabolic meat!
    I know a meat broker who can get me tiger meat, so I think it could be possible to farm them.
    Who wants to invest?
    WTF???? WTF is wrong with you????

    Damn!



    JP.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by jp17815 View Post
    WTF???? WTF is wrong with you????

    Damn!



    JP.

    Are polar bears more sentient than cows?
    If I breed them in Alaska, what's wrong with that?
    then line thier fur with Kevlar and make a gangster a$$ coat.

  4. Good luck with that and nice knowing you.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by jp17815 View Post
    WTF???? WTF is wrong with you????

    Damn!



    JP.

    they're just another animal right?

    Infact i'd feel more comfortable with eating tigers and polar bears than i am with eating cows and chickens.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by MMAnabolics View Post
    Wanna start one? Well juice em up and feed them tons, and sell thier anabolic meat!
    I know a meat broker who can get me tiger meat, so I think it could be possible to farm them.
    Who wants to invest?
    How good is their meat, taste wise?

  7. And how much would it cost, i mean buying the bears, farm maintenance, fees, their foods

  8. The tricky part of this would be the herd of feed animals you would have to keep. I'm not sure what the ratio would have to be, (who the hell would?), but to make it viable you would need to have a contained system. Grain lots for feed for the herd, grazing land for them (way easier then barn raising), and then a breed lot of female polar bears. Then you need to sort out who will be jerking off Mr. Polar Bear. There's a reason large carnivores aren't farmed for food. If this is legal I'm game. I want to be the security guy with the 30.06 keeping watch for PETA.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by dave12 View Post
    The tricky part of this would be the herd of feed animals you would have to keep. I'm not sure what the ratio would have to be, (who the hell would?), but to make it viable you would need to have a contained system. Grain lots for feed for the herd, grazing land for them (way easier then barn raising), and then a breed lot of female polar bears. Then you need to sort out who will be jerking off Mr. Polar Bear. There's a reason large carnivores aren't farmed for food. If this is legal I'm game. I want to be the security guy with the 30.06 keeping watch for PETA.
    LMAO!!!!!!!

    "Hey Eddie!! Time to jack off the bear!!!" LOL!!


    JP.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by jp17815 View Post
    LMAO!!!!!!!

    "Hey Eddie!! Time to jack off the bear!!!" LOL!!


    JP.
    Hey it's part of farm life. Set up a stand for a pig, bull, horse, K. Then 12 foot tall 1600 lb carnivore, not K.

  11. Well, actually the reason we don't farm large carnivores is because we don't like to be eaten, but yeah, the costs of feeding them would not work out marketwise. Factor in shipping etc and I bet the meat would be on the order of $35 a pound.

  12. Heard a lot of weird bb'ing **** in my day, but never eating polar bears.

  13. We can go to the LOST island and pick up some that Sawyer killed

  14. Where the hell did this even come from? Other than someone saying OMG that bear is diesel he just caught a whale and he's eating it's face. I shall eat him and become as diesel!

  15. Well, for me I only seem to get drawn to random ****. lol

  16. They are the most agressive mammal, more than other bears even, so I thought it might make some good meat. Also they eat seafood, which eventually eat things that eat kale, usually those are nutrient rich. I think the semen would have to be extracted surgically with sedation and frozen for multiple husbandry attempts.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by MMAnabolics View Post
    They are the most agressive mammal, more than other bears even, so I thought it might make some good meat. Also they eat seafood, which eventually eat things that eat kale, usually those are nutrient rich. I think the semen would have to be extracted surgically with sedation and frozen for multiple husbandry attempts.
    OMG I'm loving this thread, this man is a genius! + REP!

  18. Just a warning. Apparently, Polar Bear liver will kill you. When you do get this rolling watch out for those.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by bioman View Post
    Well, actually the reason we don't farm large carnivores is because we don't like to be eaten, but yeah, the costs of feeding them would not work out marketwise. Factor in shipping etc and I bet the meat would be on the order of $35 a pound.
    This. It would cost more than even that though. Black bears would be easier to farm as they lead a more omnivore style life, thus you could feed them grains. They do enjoy grains/vegetables/fruit quite a bit. Bear meat tastes awesome, especially slow cooked/roasted or made into a variety of sausages/pepperoni. Hams turn out awesome as well. This year I will have a stock of apple bear bacon as well.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by TheLastRonin View Post
    This. It would cost more than even that though. Black bears would be easier to farm as they lead a more omnivore style life, thus you could feed them grains. They do enjoy grains/vegetables/fruit quite a bit. Bear meat tastes awesome, especially slow cooked/roasted or made into a variety of sausages/pepperoni. Hams turn out awesome as well. This year I will have a stock of apple bear bacon as well.
    MMmmmm, apple bear bacon sounds good. Applewood smoked bear bacon sounds even better IMO.

  21. is this serious.?

    no way

  22. The humor has not been missed, but in seriousness, toxins amplify up the food chain. Eating predators is generally not a good idea.

  23. Not to mention the fact that they are extremely territorial, temperature sensitive and the cost of feeding a 1500lbs pure carnivore won't be that easy to feed! Plus, they only produce the maximum of 2 cubs after 7 months and then you'll have to wait untill 2 years passed before they can be separed from their mother! This will make things extra expensive to commercialy viable. Though I'm curious about their taste, is turns like it is too much expensive to be even tried

  24. Quote Originally Posted by jp17815 View Post
    WTF???? WTF is wrong with you????

    Damn!



    JP.
    omg lmfao

    Quote Originally Posted by monstermash View Post
    MMmmmm, apple bear bacon sounds good. Applewood smoked bear bacon sounds even better IMO.

    Dam now I'm hungry
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    I'm from Texas. We'll eat anything that's on the brink of extinction.
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