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    Sheit Salad


    I never liked vegetables even as a kid, I always ate a lot of meat and fruits....right now, I'm cutting, I was talking to a friend, a personal trainer and he suggested eating 2 vegetables before each meal ( I eat 4 meals a day) I wasn't having problems with constipation, fullness, cheating or anything, but he said give it a shot and I'll be happy with it.

    I went out the next day and bought $50 worth of vegetables and little fruit, 3 days after, which is today, I'm sitting down reading something, I get the worst ****ing pains in the world, I do a funny walk to the bathroom because it feels like my intestines are gonna explode......

    I finally sit down ....wait...wait..........BOOM! tons of **** is coming down, I mean wow, my stomach feels empty all of a sudden and I'm kinda hungry ....I take a deep breath, wipe and get off, I look down before I flush and it looks like a ****ing salad drowned in brown oil(**** mixed with water) you had carrots, tomatoes, celery, etc.... I mean you could put a sifter down there, empty the water and hopefully **** lol and 9/10 doctors would recommend as part of a healthy diet

    Anyway, I am never eating that much vegetables again, never.....maybe when used in small amounts to give a better taste but never that much, only plants I'll be eating from now on are berries, nothing else......

    Anyone else had bad experiences with vegetables?

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    to answer your question: no. i love vegetables.
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    maybe your diet before that was low in fiber, and the sudden increase in vegetables increased your fiber intake so that happened? i personally eat 1-2 bags or raw baby spinach every day, not including the other vegetables i eat.
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    ...And people wonder why the number of active female posters here is so low....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightwanderer View Post
    ...And people wonder why the number of active female posters here is so low....
    I thought the number of active female posters here is low cause they're always in the kitchen....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necroticism View Post
    maybe your diet before that was low in fiber, and the sudden increase in vegetables increased your fiber intake so that happened? i personally eat 1-2 bags or raw baby spinach every day, not including the other vegetables i eat.

    That sounds to be exactly what your issue is. Sounds like you just started to clean out a incredibly backed up colon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omen View Post
    I thought the number of active female posters here is low cause they're always in the kitchen....

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    But seriously, I love my veggies. I eat them all day. Your sh!t salad does not sound appealing to me.
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