This Activate was on your Sam's shelf when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the bottles they'd be confiscated. The way Sam looked at it, that Activate was your birth right. And he'd be damned if some slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he stashed these bottles up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Activate. I hid these uncomfortable hunks of plastic up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little men, I give this Activate to you.