Humiliation

  1. Humiliation


    Utter humiliation...

    I can't make out who picked and/or packed my most recent order, but I requested any free samples that were available in the *note* section of my order. I open up my box today and see hand written right there on the order sheet "Samples!"

    So, like a kid on Christmas morning, I skip all the norms and start plowing away through the (damned) packing peanuts. To my dismay, all was for nothing, as there were no samples included in my order.

    Trick. Bad, bad trick.

    But, you guys still rock!

    ose:


  2. lately they've been inside the shaker cups.

  3. Actually, the free sample capsules are INSIDE of the packing peanuts.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Actually, the free sample capsules are INSIDE of the packing peanuts.
    Oh God, here comes another mess.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Actually, the free sample capsules are INSIDE of the packing peanuts.
    lol

  6. Stop trying to trick people, the packing peanuts are the samples.

    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Actually, the free sample capsules are INSIDE of the packing peanuts.
    Nice Products, Nice Prices, Nice People, No Problems....NutraPlanet.com!....Welcome to our World!

  7. I'm eating the pink ones right now. Heavenly...

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    I'm eating the pink ones right now. Heavenly...
    I pictured you as more of a dark purple kind of wom...err, guy.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  9. Yeah, the really good things is...these peanuts are not bound to break down and crumble...so no crumbs!
    Nice Products, Nice Prices, Nice People, No Problems....NutraPlanet.com!....Welcome to our World!

  10. Protein packing peanuts, the best samples ever!!!
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!



  11. If you guys made that peanuts edible, now that would be a feat!

    Then, I wouldn't have to worry about my dog devouring a box of them. Silly mutt.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    If you guys made that peanuts edible, now that would be a feat!

    Then, I wouldn't have to worry about my dog devouring a box of them. Silly mutt.
    But now he can be shipped anywhere and won't break!

  13. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Utter humiliation...

    I can't make out who picked and/or packed my most recent order, but I requested any free samples that were available in the *note* section of my order. I open up my box today and see hand written right there on the order sheet "Samples!"

    So, like a kid on Christmas morning, I skip all the norms and start plowing away through the (damned) packing peanuts. To my dismay, all was for nothing, as there were no samples included in my order.

    Trick. Bad, bad trick.

    But, you guys still rock!

    ose:
    Funny you mention this! I was hoping to get a nutraplanet T-shirt in my previous big order (good advertisement at my Gym...tons of guys who use supplements). The receipt said 'T-shirt', which made me crap my pants in excitement.

    Unfortunately, I dug-and-dug-and-dug through my box but found nothing No biggie! I got a great deal on my sups from the planet, so that is more than I can ask for!

  14. Sorry guys, we had a couple new pickers who must have overlooked the notes, but this issue has been addressed. Thanks for your business!
    Nice Products, Nice Prices, Nice People, No Problems....NutraPlanet.com!....Welcome to our World!

  15. Quote Originally Posted by NutraPlanet CS View Post
    Sorry guys, we had a couple new pickers who must have overlooked the notes, but this issue has been addressed. Thanks for your business!
    We cut off their limbs and will include them as "samples" in your next order

  16. Quote Originally Posted by NutraPlanet CS View Post
    Sorry guys, we had a couple new pickers who must have overlooked the notes, but this issue has been addressed. Thanks for your business!
    I assumed it was done on purpose to make us supplement whores freak out and stuff.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    I assumed it was done on purpose to make us supplement whores freak out and stuff.
    It was unintentional except for yours Shakes...that was purely for our twisted pleasure

  18. Quote Originally Posted by stryder View Post
    It was unintentional except for yours Shakes...that was purely for our twisted pleasure
    Great success!

  19. Quote Originally Posted by stryder View Post
    We cut off their limbs and will include them as "samples" in your next order
    Free protein!

  20. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    If you guys made that peanuts edible, now that would be a feat!

    Then, I wouldn't have to worry about my dog devouring a box of them. Silly mutt.
    you mean those packing peanuts are not edible? i thought it was a rice derivative? Seriously....

  21. Stryder and NP ARE FREAKING AMAZING!! I opened my package only to find a mini Arnold expo full of samples!!! I think i go like 4 of everything!!

    Thanks so much keep it up guys!!

  22. Quote Originally Posted by buffhunk29 View Post
    Stryder and NP ARE FREAKING AMAZING!! I opened my package only to find a mini Arnold expo full of samples!!! I think i go like 4 of everything!!

    Thanks so much keep it up guys!!

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Baptizer View Post
    Funny you mention this! I was hoping to get a nutraplanet T-shirt in my previous big order (good advertisement at my Gym...tons of guys who use supplements). The receipt said 'T-shirt', which made me crap my pants in excitement.

    Unfortunately, I dug-and-dug-and-dug through my box but found nothing No biggie! I got a great deal on my sups from the planet, so that is more than I can ask for!
    x 2

  24. Damn, LOL I didn't know you could request samples! *makes a note for next time *

  25. Quote Originally Posted by aleemdj2005 View Post
    Damn, LOL I didn't know you could request samples! *makes a note for next time *
    It's like the old saying about prayers. All prayers get answered....it's just that sometimes the answer is no.

  26. Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    It's like the old saying about prayers. All prayers get answered....it's just that sometimes the answer is no.
    Yeah, but God doesn't write "Samples!" on his receipts and then not deliver!

    F*cking atheists.




  27. [QUOTE=ShakesAllDay;813539]Yeah, but God doesn't write "Samples!" on his receipts and then not deliver!

    F*cking atheists.

    hahhahaa
    \\ USPlabs Alpha Ginger //

  28. Yeah this has happened to me also. It said "Free Shaker!" And there was no free shaker..

  29. Quote Originally Posted by leetuser View Post
    Yeah this has happened to me also. It said "Free Shaker!" And there was no free shaker..
    Yep...I remember when my order said "Free P.A.!!!!!" , yet there was no Patrick Arnold in my order.

    Sheesh, what a rip.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  30. LOL, now that's just wrong.
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!



  31. Quote Originally Posted by buffhunk29 View Post
    Stryder and NP ARE FREAKING AMAZING!! I opened my package only to find a mini Arnold expo full of samples!!! I think i go like 4 of everything!!

    Thanks so much keep it up guys!!

  32. Same thing happened to me today. I had requested any free samples in the notes section and "free samples!" was written in the comments section on the receipt today. To my dismay, there were no free samples.

    Oh well I can't complain... the service is still great.

  33. so therefore: you ask for samples you get nothing, dont ask and you might get lucky....?

  34. May 24, 2007 6:41 AM

    On FedEx vehicle for delivery

    FRESNO, CA RPM, RPM, peece is gonna get some RPM

    tracked it down like it was the Abominable Snowman

  35. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Utter humiliation...

    I can't make out who picked and/or packed my most recent order, but I requested any free samples that were available in the *note* section of my order. I open up my box today and see hand written right there on the order sheet "Samples!"

    So, like a kid on Christmas morning, I skip all the norms and start plowing away through the (damned) packing peanuts. To my dismay, all was for nothing, as there were no samples included in my order.

    Trick. Bad, bad trick.

    But, you guys still rock!

    ose:
    The same happened to me, no samples.

  36. Bump -

    I just got in an order from NP a couple days ago. Of course, as usual, I kindly request any available samples in the Note section.

    Having yet to receive samples since my first order, I pulled out the bottles of stuff that I had ordered and was on my way to put the peanut-filled shipping box in the trash can, having never looked for any sample packets. As I was walking I noticed a little piece of cardboard sticking up out of the peanuts.

    "What's this???" I ask myself as I drop to the floor Indian-style to inspect the pile of peanuts. After 10 min. of digging (making sure I didn't miss anything), I ended up with -

    Aspire 36 (2 samples)
    Adipokinetix (2 samples)
    Purple Wrath (3 samples)
    AND a T-Shirt!!!

    It was GLORIOUS! Props, NP, props!





  37. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Bump -

    I just got in an order from NP a couple days ago. Of course, as usual, I kindly request any available samples in the Note section.

    Having yet to receive samples since my first order, I pulled out the bottles of stuff that I had ordered and was on my way to put the peanut-filled shipping box in the trash can, having never looked for any sample packets. As I was walking I noticed a little piece of cardboard sticking up out of the peanuts.

    "What's this???" I ask myself as I drop to the floor Indian-style to inspect the pile of peanuts. After 10 min. of digging (making sure I didn't miss anything), I ended up with -

    Aspire 36 (2 samples)
    Adipokinetix (2 samples)
    Purple Wrath (3 samples)
    AND a T-Shirt!!!

    It was GLORIOUS! Props, NP, props!




    This was obviously an error. We will issue a call tag to come and pick up those samples.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  38. Please send us $6.00 for the shipping label and we will have someone by your house shortly to pick up the samples and shirt.

    Thanks for your business, Bro and you are very welcome!



    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    This was obviously an error. We will issue a call tag to come and pick up those samples.
    Nice Products, Nice Prices, Nice People, No Problems....NutraPlanet.com!....Welcome to our World!
  

  
 

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