Huge Favor to All NutraPlanet Customers!!

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    Huge Favor to All NutraPlanet Customers!!


    KEEP Sam busy, he is re ordering Anabolic Pump on a weekly basis. He should put dsade to work in the shipping department...poor Sam.

    I'll keep the peems rolling in:

    Sammy Sammy Sam
    Is the supplement Man
    He orders AP
    without any Ham
    He may be Hong
    but he sure is young
    with alot of funds
    Sammy Sammy Sam

    Who has next verse?


  2. Quote Originally Posted by USPLabs
    KEEP Sam busy, he is re ordering Anabolic Pump on a weekly basis. He should put dsade to work in the shipping department...poor Sam.

    I'll keep the peems rolling in:

    Sammy Sammy Sam
    Is the supplement Man
    He orders AP
    without any Ham
    He may be Hong
    but he sure is young
    with alot of funds
    Sammy Sammy Sam

    Who has next verse?
    We would order more
    That would be nice
    All we would need
    Is for you to drop the price.

  3. Great 2nd verse
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  4. that 2nd verse should be the chorus

  5. I would hump into shipping
    to help out my friend
    If I wasn't located
    Same country, but other end
    and that would also mean
    a sad farewell to
    NP's massive expansion
    and no more innovation
    from the meteoric RPN.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  6. You guys need to learn how to rhyme.

  7. Crap I just reread it. And I usually write english real good, too.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  8. Again, I'll reiterate
    The products are nice
    And they’ll fly off the shelves
    At a fairly reduced price
    I agree, Sam is great
    That we know, that we think
    And he’ll offer reduced prices
    When his supplier costs shrink
    We are in this together
    We are on the same team
    C’mon Dsade – it’s up to you
    Make lower prices a reality; not a dream

  9. If you could offer shipping cheaper to me,
    id increase my order frequency,
    from across the border supps woould flow,
    whats with the t-shirt everyone would know,
    nutra the store, a supplement whore,
    canadian extension, same reliability as before.
    exchange and fees have me on my knees,
    is there another way, ill just say please.

  10. There once was a man from Nantucket . . .


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  11. Quote Originally Posted by CROWLER
    There once was a man from Nantucket . . .
    who didn't like nutra and said f*ck it.....
    I don't like being poor
    I'll start my own supplement store,
    and sell lots and lots to all these supplement wh*res.

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  12. speaking of supplement whores.....

    I love supplements so
    i give Sam all my hard earned dough
    HE takes it and runs
    and dsade shaves his buns
    sammy sammy sam
    wife wife is gonna say DAMN
    when she see my credit card bills
    for taking all these USP, RPN, and AX pills!!!!!

  13. Don't quit your day job guys....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    Don't quit your day job guys....

    Jobs?

  15. Quote Originally Posted by macedaddy
    and dsade shaves his buns
    That made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Beau
    That made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.
    And then I bet you swallowed it all, right?
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  17. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    And then I bet you swallowed it all, right?
    Had to.

  18. There once was a company called Nutra,
    We called them the Supplement Puta,
    We sent them our cash,
    in exchange for their stash,
    Then we practiced the kama sutra.

  19. After greater contemplation
    And I hope this isn't rude
    I don't think sales will increase
    With talk of Stryder's butt, freshly shaven, fully nude
    Lets go out on a limb
    And guess this is all about Anabolic Pump
    I suggest, if that is the case
    We have no more discussion of Stryder's rump
    A fresh new product, AP, has hit the street
    People are clammering to lose some lard
    Again I say drop the price - a lot this time
    Then sit back and watch us use the old credit card
  

  
 

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