Huge Favor to All NutraPlanet Customers!!

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KEEP Sam busy, he is re ordering Anabolic Pump on a weekly basis. He should put dsade to work in the shipping department...poor Sam.

I'll keep the peems rolling in:

Sammy Sammy Sam
Is the supplement Man
He orders AP
without any Ham
He may be Hong
but he sure is young
with alot of funds
Sammy Sammy Sam

Who has next verse?
 
USPLabs said:
KEEP Sam busy, he is re ordering Anabolic Pump on a weekly basis. He should put dsade to work in the shipping department...poor Sam.

I'll keep the peems rolling in:

Sammy Sammy Sam
Is the supplement Man
He orders AP
without any Ham
He may be Hong
but he sure is young
with alot of funds
Sammy Sammy Sam

Who has next verse?

We would order more
That would be nice
All we would need
Is for you to drop the price.
 
I would hump into shipping
to help out my friend
If I wasn't located
Same country, but other end
and that would also mean
a sad farewell to
NP's massive expansion
and no more innovation
from the meteoric RPN.
 
Crap I just reread it. And I usually write english real good, too.
 
Again, I'll reiterate
The products are nice
And they’ll fly off the shelves
At a fairly reduced price
I agree, Sam is great
That we know, that we think
And he’ll offer reduced prices
When his supplier costs shrink
We are in this together
We are on the same team
C’mon Dsade – it’s up to you
Make lower prices a reality; not a dream
 
If you could offer shipping cheaper to me,
id increase my order frequency,
from across the border supps woould flow,
whats with the t-shirt everyone would know,
nutra the store, a supplement whore,
canadian extension, same reliability as before.
exchange and fees have me on my knees,
is there another way, ill just say please.
 
There once was a man from Nantucket . . .


CROWLER
 
CROWLER said:
There once was a man from Nantucket . . .

who didn't like nutra and said f*ck it.....
I don't like being poor
I'll start my own supplement store,
and sell lots and lots to all these supplement wh*res.

:)
 
speaking of supplement whores.....

I love supplements so
i give Sam all my hard earned dough
HE takes it and runs
and dsade shaves his buns
sammy sammy sam
wife wife is gonna say DAMN
when she see my credit card bills
for taking all these USP, RPN, and AX pills!!!!!
 
Beau said:
That made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.
And then I bet you swallowed it all, right?
 
There once was a company called Nutra,
We called them the Supplement Puta,
We sent them our cash,
in exchange for their stash,
Then we practiced the kama sutra.
 
After greater contemplation
And I hope this isn't rude
I don't think sales will increase
With talk of Stryder's butt, freshly shaven, fully nude
Lets go out on a limb
And guess this is all about Anabolic Pump
I suggest, if that is the case
We have no more discussion of Stryder's rump
A fresh new product, AP, has hit the street
People are clammering to lose some lard
Again I say drop the price - a lot this time
Then sit back and watch us use the old credit card
 
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