Nutraplanet WTF?

  1. Nutraplanet WTF?


    Ordered over 200 bucks worth of supps Thursday late AM, FedEX website says to expect package on 12/19...5 damn days later....and at 10:30am on this fine Saturday what arrives....my package.....less than 48 hours later from GA to MO...with a free T-Shirt thrown in even though my order was less than 200 bucks after the X-Mas discount...moral of the story is don't trust the FedEx tracking, have an excuse ready when the wife opens the door to your big assed package you thought you'd snag before she saw it a few days later, and finally that NP is a first class outfit. Good stuff.


  2. lmao, I try to time things too, so my wife doesn't snag it before I do.

  3. Well my wife is now a stay at home mom which really helps to solidify the phrase "Honesty is the best policy"


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by Blutarski
    ...moral of the story is don't trust the FedEx tracking, have an excuse ready when the wife opens the door to your big assed package you thought you'd snag before she saw it a few days later.
    Oh that's funny. Wives love supplements don't they?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by mmowry
    Well my wife is now a stay at home mom which really helps to solidify the phrase "Honesty is the best policy"
    Mine too.


    "What'd you get".

    Creatine.

    "That's it? Again? Din't you just buy like two weeks ago or something?? And that box is kinda big for just creatine. Didn't you just take some pills? Orange ones? Were those creatine?"

    Yup, creatine, I was out. So, how do you like the ring I bought you for your birthday?

    *crickets*

  6. Hey Blutarski,

    DON"T take that, send it back


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  7. Quote Originally Posted by poison
    Mine too.


    "What'd you get".

    Creatine.

    "That's it? Again? Din't you just buy like two weeks ago or something?? And that box is kinda big for just creatine. Didn't you just take some pills? Orange ones? Were those creatine?"

    Yup, creatine, I was out. So, how do you like the ring I bought you for your birthday?

    *crickets*
    Other things to offset wife/gf protests over supplements:

    -150 dollar haircolor/style every 6 weeks (her) versus free homeade clipper cut for balding scalp (me)
    -25 pairs of shoes in closet (her) versus a 3 pair rotation to prevent decomposition from sweat (me)
    -"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
    -Through it all I love the wifey, good woman who tries to understand my twisted ways.

  8. -"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)

    Classic Ill have to use that one reps for idea!

    Sorry Ive gotta spread some reps........yada yada yada


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  9. Never thought of that, but true: I don't watch sports, gamble, drink, do drugs, chase women, or do porn. That's $3296 saved EVERY month!!!


  10. Quote Originally Posted by Blutarski
    Other things to offset wife/gf protests over supplements:

    -150 dollar haircolor/style every 6 weeks (her) versus free homeade clipper cut for balding scalp (me)
    -25 pairs of shoes in closet (her) versus a 3 pair rotation to prevent decomposition from sweat (me)
    -"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
    -Through it all I love the wifey, good woman who tries to understand my twisted ways.
    Awesome ( reps given )
  11. tattoopierced1
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    i got a UPS Store mailbox to avoid such confrontations...

  12. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1
    i got a UPS Store mailbox to avoid such confrontations...
    yup, got me one of those now too!

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Blutarski
    -"This supplement thing is not normal!" (her) Would you rather me use our money on normal things like: Beer, Fast Food, Internet Porn, and chasing skirts like some of my more "normal" friends. (me)
    LMFAO!

  14. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1
    i got a UPS Store mailbox to avoid such confrontations...
    My wife takes care of the checkbook and things are tight right now so thats not a viable option unfortunately.


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6
  15. tattoopierced1
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmowry
    My wife takes care of the checkbook and things are tight right now so thats not a viable option unfortunately.
    everything is viable.. for instance, if we are really tight for money and she sees everything in and out of the account, I would do a computer job on the side, get cash, and have a buddy order the supps for me..

    On a serious note, I know it sucks being strapped for cash, I just like finding creative ways around it to get what i need.

  16. Ditto, mmowry.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1
    everything is viable.. for instance, if we are really tight for money and she sees everything in and out of the account, I would do a computer job on the side, get cash, and have a buddy order the supps for me..
    .
    Wish I had that option.If I go do a side job she knoes Im doing a side job.Tough to slide construction work in the back door

    Shes good about it all in all.I just have to be more needs conscious than ME conscious I do love that girl dearly she lets me get supps with in reason(or else Id spend every cent I make on stuff that I may not even use. Shes a KEEPER!! )

    Good luck gettin your stuff guys!!


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  18. Got my wife hooked on protein bars and every time the "box" arrived I told her it was more products for her. Worked fairly well until the 4 qty order of 5 lbs whey arrived.

    "Why do they need such a large box to ship those bars in?"

    Need to keep the big orders to only arrive around holidays, birthdays and anniversaries!

  19. Quote Originally Posted by t-bone2
    Got my wife hooked on protein bars and every time the "box" arrived I told her it was more products for her. Worked fairly well until the 4 qty order of 5 lbs whey arrived.

    "Why do they need such a large box to ship those bars in?"

    Need to keep the big orders to only arrive around holidays, birthdays and anniversaries!
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  20. lol you got a t-shirt while I got 24 pills of NO3 for free along with some scoops of ON protein and a few servings of Fyre man!! gotta love the freebies!

  21. Sounds like you and I are the same situation Mmowry.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1
    i got a UPS Store mailbox to avoid such confrontations...
    That is a great idea, how much does the UPS mailbox run??
  23. tattoopierced1
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    I got mine for $10 per month with one month free..so 7 months for $60. A small price to pay for not getting into arguments over supplements for 7 months...

  24. "No, hun, I won a contest! Yes, AGAIN! Crazy huh?"
  

  
 

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