Christmas Specials @ Nutraplanet

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  1. Christmas Specials @ Nutraplanet


    Hey Stryder, do you plan to have a Christmas sale? If so, when will it be because I live in Canada and shipping takes just under two weeks so I want to make sure my gifts arrive in time. Cheers mate and keep doing what you guys do best!


  2. We are ordering Deer Antler extract. We'll also be running a discount, BOGO, for Anabolic Coal.
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  3. Haha deer antler extract, I see that stuff for sale locally in socal. All those chinese stores sell some scary stuff, antleers, shark fins, sea cucumbers ($99/lb), who knows how safe their stuff really is.


    Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    We are ordering Deer Antler extract. We'll also be running a discount, BOGO, for Anabolic Coal.
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  4. Bump this as I would like to know if theres anything SPECTACULAR on the horizon.Since Santa is probably only going to have one shot at maximizing my...um I mean his dollar this month.

    And as Ive shamelessly begged before Im getting used to it.So here it goes Bulk Item Blowout Please!!!



    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  5. Quote Originally Posted by mmowry
    And as Ive shamelessly begged before Im getting used to it.So here it goes Bulk Item Blowout Please!!!

    You just gave me an idea. Let me follow up on something...you just MIGHT get your wish.
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    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  6. Oh please daddy needs a break its been a rough couple months.

    If it helps i can email you my last 3 orders to get an idea of whats important to me.


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  7. No mercy...sweep the leg
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  8. I se how you are so take this... body blow body blow body blow upper cut upper cut body blow


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  9. I am such a ****.
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  10. Naw youre not a **** youre just Misunderstood


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  11. And all I wanted was a Pepsi...but she wouldn't give it to me...she said, "No, you're on drugs"
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  12. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

  13. You guys remind me of my court appointed therapy sessions But luckily its been years since since Ive had an episode

    Hold on Ill be right back I think theres a troll in my closet.Eat lead you filthy----------------------------sorry that sound must have been my dolphin in the kitchen No mercyyyyyyyyyyyy


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  14. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    And all I wanted was a Pepsi...but she wouldn't give it to me...she said, "No, you're on drugs"
    Love that song.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by yeahright
    Love that song.
    I have Nutraplanetical Tendencies.
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  16. "Johnny - you're a creampuff!"

    "Get him a bodybag!"

  17. bump for a response from Stryder!

    If no sale coming, then I'll order now, as I need to have gifts for others ready on Christmas day!

    Cheers mate.
  18. tattoopierced1
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    how about just getting the DS Sustain Bars in? I thought they were supposed to be in mid-Nov.... you think there is any way Santa might get some in before Christmas for my stocking?

  19. still under negotiations with Santa...

  20. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    And all I wanted was a Pepsi...but she wouldn't give it to me...she said, "No, you're on drugs"
    IM NOT CRAZY! (institutionalized)
    DSADE'S THE ONE WHOS CRAZY! (institutionalized)

  21. Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    still under negotiations with Santa...
    santa is fat and out of shape...
    obviously the sustain bars arent doing him any good

  22. Stryder your PM box is full>


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  23. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    No mercy...sweep the leg
    Man I just got it DUH.......sand da froor Must not have had the 80s flash back cap on. Only homicidal tendencies here (but only occasionaly )


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  24. Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    still under negotiations with Santa...

    Cookies and milk and he's a pushover (throw in some carrots for the reindeer).

  25. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    And all I wanted was a Pepsi...but she wouldn't give it to me...she said, "No, you're on drugs"
    What is this song?

  26. Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Oats n' chicken
    What is this song?
    suicidal tendencies... its a weird ass song but funny at the same time.

  28. Institutionalized

    Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
    I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
    It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
    Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
    It's like I need time to figure these things out
    But there's always someone there going

    Hey Mike:
    You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.
    You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

    And I go:
    No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out. You know I'll just work by myself.

    And they go:
    Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.

    And I go:
    No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.

    So you're gonna be institutionalized
    You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
    You won't have any say
    They'll brainwash you until you see their way.

    I'm not crazy - institutionalized
    You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

    They stuck me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me the needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself

    I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
    But then again I was thinking about nothing
    And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
    And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
    And I go:
    What, what's the matter
    And she goes:
    What's the matter with you?
    I go:
    There's nothing-wrong mom.
    And she goes:
    Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
    And I go:
    No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a pepsi.
    And she goes:
    NO you're on drugs!
    I go:
    Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
    She goes:
    No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
    I go:
    Mom just give me a Pepsi please
    All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
    Just a Pepsi.

    They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
    Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
    Drug you up because they're lazy
    It's too much work to help a crazy

    I'm not crazy - institutionalized
    You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

    They stuck me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me the needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself

    I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
    Mike, we need to talk to you
    And I go:
    Okay what's the matter
    They go:
    Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
    You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
    We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
    So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
    Where you could get the help that you need.
    And I go:
    Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!?
    My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
    How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
    When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
    I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.

    They say they're gonna fix my brain
    Alleviate my suffering and my pain
    But by the time they fix my head
    Mentally I'll be dead

    I'm not crazy - institutionalized
    You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

    They stuck me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me the needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself

    It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    still under negotiations with Santa...
    Awesome, I love supplements for Christmas!


  30. Well since my wife informed me that this isnt the week for my big order is there any word from santa on this CHRISTmas special?


    Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths . Proverbs 3:5-6

  31. wow there's gonna be christmas specials at nutraplanet or are you guys just pulling my weiner here?

  32. Quote Originally Posted by DazzlinJack
    wow there's gonna be christmas specials at nutraplanet or are you guys just pulling my weiner here?
    Can't we do both?
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  33. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    Can't we do both?
    lol!! i'm sorry but i was hoping that stryder would be the one to offer both services :bb2:

  34. yes this christmas special sounds nice, was going to place a large order and with a special, it will only get bigger i can imagine hopefully soon though, christmas is nearing

  35. Excitement! Only 2 more weeks until presents under the Tree. It's the most wonderful time of the year!

  36. how but this xmas sale go to new years or make a sperate sale that is 48 hrs sale dec31-jan1 maybe

  37. Santa finally budged and gave me the go ahead to run a sale starting tomorrow...stay tuned for the 12 days of Christmas Sale at NutraPlanet

  38. Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    Santa finally budged and gave me the go ahead to run a sale starting tomorrow...stay tuned for the 12 days of Christmas Sale at NutraPlanet
    Woot Woot!

  39. Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    Santa finally budged and gave me the go ahead to run a sale starting tomorrow...stay tuned for the 12 days of Christmas Sale at NutraPlanet
    yessir!!! whos the man...? stryders da man
  

  
 

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