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    Talking Stryder's new ad


    To whom it may concern:

    We appreciate your business but we regret to inform you that we have implemented a new two minute policy. This policy states that from the time you first engage in conversation with myself or associates you have exactly two minutes to tell us all the useless information you feel you need to divulge, which is here stated and not limited to:

    What you use to look like.
    How much you use to bench press.
    How you want to get big but not too big.
    How you want to put on size and get leaner at the same time.
    How your holding a lot of water right now
    How you use to be all muscle and then you got sick or married or some **** that has caused you to look like the fat piece of **** you are now.


    Thank you.

    Nutraplanet team

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    somebodies fed up with BB.com bull****....
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    I had to implement the 2 minute policy to make time for the more pertinent and serious questions such as:

    -Is creatine a steroid?
    -Do I have to workout to get results with supplements?
    -What is PCT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stryder
    I had to implement the 2 minute policy to make time for the more pertinent and serious questions such as:

    -Is creatine a steroid?
    -Do I have to workout to get results with supplements?
    -What is PCT?
    Classic!!

    By the way, should I cycle whey protein?
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    Well luckily as sam and beelze know I only need thirty seconds of heavy breathing to get my order off!!!
    My The 1 LOG: http://anabolicminds.com/forum/steroids/254164-my-one-log.html
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    Damn Beelzebub, that is so funny and yet, so true. You are my hero.
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    i think you should cycle with whey... i mean you might get hungry after a long bike ride.......





    anyone?? anyone??? no? OK funnier in my head
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    2 minutes is quite generous....LMAO
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