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Quantitatively, it is possible to calculate the anabolic and metamorphic potential in a single cycle of the Anabolic Mystique Stack by using the equation above.
From this, we can construct a clear dataset depicting the comparative myotropic effects to anabolic steroids (Fig. 1), which demonstrably proves that the Anabolic Mystique Stack is over 739% more awesome than any other anabolic in the history of the entire world. Studies show 60% of the time, it works every time!