Look, up in the sky: It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a...MONKEY?

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    Exclamation Look, up in the sky: It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a...MONKEY?


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    ... what?

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    haha, that's cool... is that on the back?
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    I never thought the flying ninja monkeys needed wings....
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    i like it! looks intimidating!!
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    That is damn sexy!
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    LOL, definately in for 1 or 2~
    When we wear these, how the hell do we explain "A Flying Ninja Monkey"

    My response........
    Nevermind, you won't believe me anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmiller383 View Post
    I never thought the flying ninja monkeys needed wings....
    It helps us fly that much faster
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    Yes, that is on the back...front will have Flying Ninja Monkey in Chinese. Great conversation starter. Especially with chics...they are always curious. Plus each shirt will be sprayed down with Monkey pheromones which drive girls LOCO
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    I can only imagine the research that went on in the male-heavy office testing the monkey pheromones
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    LOL, definately in for 1 or 2~
    When we wear these, how the hell do we explain "A Flying Ninja Monkey"

    My response........
    Nevermind, you won't believe me anyway!
    Hey, the shirt is merely a vehicle to get girls to talk to you...what you do or say after that is up to you
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    The black will be amazingly sexy haha i'm in for one
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    Would buy if you got rid of the Nutraplanet logo over the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeternitatis View Post
    Would buy if you got rid of the Nutraplanet logo over the top.
    I'll end up getting one anyways but I definitely feel what you're saying here -- Nutra has a sweet logo but it just doesn't quite work well with the asian writing, asian calligraphy, and overtly oriental monkey-bird hybrid.

    Also, do you know what sizes will this be available in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dog View Post
    I'll end up getting one anyways but I definitely feel what you're saying here -- Nutra has a sweet logo but it just doesn't quite work well with the asian writing, asian calligraphy, and overtly oriental monkey-bird hybrid.

    Also, do you know what sizes will this be available in?
    what is that stuff on the front say anyways? kinda weird and would feel like a poser wearing stuff with the "asian writing" on the front though...
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    there should be sleeve-less versions too, great for working out
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    Quote Originally Posted by mweaver84 View Post
    what is that stuff on the front say anyways? kinda weird and would feel like a poser wearing stuff with the "asian writing" on the front though...
    yeah, there is always a risk involved with wearing something you can't read.
    but the chinese writing is supposed to say 'flying ninja monkey'.
    i can't read chinese either, so i'll just have to take sam's word on this. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank Vangut View Post
    yeah, there is always a risk involved with wearing something you can't read.
    but the chinese writing is supposed to say 'flying ninja monkey'.
    i can't read chinese either, so i'll just have to take sam's word on this. lol.
    lol thats exactly what I was thinking, you know there is someguy out there wearing a shirt that says "I'm an idiot" and doesn't have a clue...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stryder View Post
    Yes, that is on the back...front will have Flying Ninja Monkey in Chinese. Great conversation starter. Especially with chics...they are always curious. Plus each shirt will be sprayed down with Monkey pheromones which drive girls LOCO
    Agreed - chics love the Chinese writing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dog View Post
    Nutra has a sweet logo but it just doesn't quite work well with the asian writing, asian calligraphy, and overtly oriental monkey-bird hybrid.
    Exactly. The design is badass, but the logo clashes horribly.
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    When wearing your pheromone laced Flying Ninja Monkey Shirt you have to be ready for a quick & witty response to all the extra attention you will be receiving. Here are a few free pointers:

    1. It's a Flying Ninja Monkey bred for it's skills in magic
    2. it's an urban gang formed by the ex-members of Menudo
    3. Chuck Norris knows what a Flying Ninja Monkey is...and fears it!
    4. It doesn't matter what a Flying Ninja Monkey is...I can still lift more than you
    5. The Most Interesting Man in the World has a Flying Ninja Monkey
    6. You can't spank this monkey!
    7. You can spank this monkey!
    8. It's an underground assasins cult
    9. Who cares?
    10. It's a martial arts style that's lethal in the bedroom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stryder View Post
    When wearing your pheromone laced Flying Ninja Monkey Shirt you have to be ready for a quick & witty response to all the extra attention you will be receiving. Here are a few free pointers:

    1. It's a Flying Ninja Monkey bred for it's skills in magic
    2. it's an urban gang formed by the ex-members of Menudo
    3. Chuck Norris knows what a Flying Ninja Monkey is...and fears it!
    4. It doesn't matter what a Flying Ninja Monkey is...I can still lift more than you
    5. The Most Interesting Man in the World has a Flying Ninja Monkey
    6. You can't spank this monkey!
    7. You can spank this monkey!
    8. It's an underground assasins cult
    9. Who cares?
    10. It's a martial arts style that's lethal in the bedroom!

    Got any nifty one liners? Post them up!
    How about:

    "Watch this honey, I can twist this thing like a crazy-straw"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeternitatis View Post
    Exactly. The design is badass, but the logo clashes horribly.
    Agreed...maybe put the NP logo on the front instead?
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