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    Nutra put a hit on me!


    Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

    Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
    Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

    A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

    Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

    LOL..

    Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

    NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P

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    Ninja Spiders instead of Ninja Monkeys for overseas customers? Curious.
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    Shudder...I hate spiders. I would have shipped him back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crader View Post
    Shudder...I hate spiders. I would have shipped him back.
    me too. i would have added another one too
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    me too. i would have added another one too

    I would have been tempted to let the spider have the supps to..yuck! I'm allergic to spider bites and I have to actually go to the hospital if I get bitten by one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crader View Post
    I would have been tempted to let the spider have the supps to..yuck! I'm allergic to spider bites and I have to actually go to the hospital if I get bitten by one.
    really? god. i just think they're the nastiest thing ever created. i'd rather live with fleas or flies than spiders. disgusting creatures.
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    I should of taken a shot of it, after i flattened it!
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    at least it wasn't a snake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esox Express View Post
    at least it wasn't a snake
    Could of sold it, if it was a snake! What good is a spider!
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    You missed out, its actually their new delivery system for radioactivate proteins/steroids.

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    If you let it bite you you would have gained the proportionate speed and strength of a spider. Nutra was giving you the ultimate power-up!
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    We ran short of samples and substituted a spider, technically it was a freebie
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdelV View Post
    Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

    Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
    Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

    A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

    Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

    LOL..

    Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

    NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P

    Yo, is your name really Adel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoph View Post
    We ran short of samples and substituted a spider, technically it was a freebie
    Well then with my next order I want a monkey that can mix my protein shakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jminis View Post
    Well then with my next order I want a monkey that can mix my protein shakes.
    Yes me too, a cute little tiny spider monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crader View Post
    Yes me too, a cute little tiny spider monkey.
    A cross between a spider and monkey personally delivered by a Ninja!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdelV View Post
    Well after hearing my mum drag my package in while trying to sleep! I figured Id wait til I wake up!(i work night shift)

    Anyways, I start opening my package, only to find a deadly weapon inside.
    Thats right.. someone at Nutra is trying to have me KILLED!

    A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version, or maybe It was CUSTOMS?

    Either way...the thing must of been eating my supps, cos it has huge legs!

    LOL..

    Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...

    NO SAMPLES< but thanx 4 the clothin ;P
    SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU KILLED LITTLE OL SCRATCHY THE NINJA SPIDER??!! HE WAS ONLY A CHILD FOR CYING OUT LOUD AND STILL IN TRAINING!

    I told him he was too young to deliver any packages, but he just wouldn't listen....he had a heart of gold. R.I.P Scratchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Ninja Spiders instead of Ninja Monkeys for overseas customers? Curious.
    I believe the shipping weight on ninja spiders is less.

    Adel - just wait until you get your Customs Duty notification, and they charge you $60 AU for the spider..
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    maybe this is part of Nutra's plan to get banned items through customs. Personally, if I opened a package and the first thing I see is couple ginormous spiders, I wouldn't care to find out what else is in there.

    Edit: Is ginormous a real world? it doesn't come up on spell check....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esox Express View Post
    maybe this is part of Nutra's plan to get banned items through customs. Personally, if I opened a package and the first thing I see is couple ginormous spiders, I wouldn't care to find out what else is in there.

    Edit: Is ginormous a real world? it doesn't come up on spell check....

    Thats a good plan. I would tape the box right back up and send it on its way, spiders and all!
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    thats just nutraplanets way of saying!..welcome to the world wide web!..LOL..
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    My real name Is not Adel.

    The more I think about it, I think It was customs! Chances are im blacklisted and they don't like me!

    Prob cos I had the head of the chem department TGA call them up and tell them they are wrong and to send me items to me!

    I suggest NP or Customs!

    I will investigate! I also thought about the super human spider powers, but Im not sure if im dumb enough to risk it! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by NutraPlanet CS View Post
    SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU KILLED LITTLE OL SCRATCHY THE NINJA SPIDER??!! HE WAS ONLY A CHILD FOR CYING OUT LOUD AND STILL IN TRAINING!

    I told him he was too young to deliver any packages, but he just wouldn't listen....he had a heart of gold. R.I.P Scratchy.
    thats alright,thats okay!..where already training a ninja monkey as we speak!..to avenge master scratchy's un-timely death!..we just have to get a big enough box to ship him in!..he is on his way adel!..you better be ready!
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    haha.... RIP Scratchy....
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    Hey, that happened to me too, but I thought it was just some new cool delivery system for my Arachnidonic Acid...oh, wait a minute
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    Well, I would rather have a spider in a box, than to ever have one of these fukcers crawl on me while I'm being shot at.

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    camel spiders are some ugly creatures. hopefully i'll never see one in real life.
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    now im gonna have nightmares... what is that thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inarius View Post
    now im gonna have nightmares... what is that thing?
    It's a camel spider.
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    Damm.. Killed another 2 tonight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdelV View Post
    A SPIDER! Actually like 3cms by 2cms... something along the lines of a daddy long legs, but It must be an American version...

    Bit of a shock but hey, I killed it! LOL...
    Tiny little dot of a body (1 cm +/-) on long spindly legs?

    We call them "daddy long-legs" - don't think they're arachnids at all:
    they don't bite & are totally harmless.
    (I wouldn't *eat* one, but that's just me)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    Well, I would rather have a spider in a box, than to ever have one of these fukcers crawl on me while I'm being shot at.

    HOLY JUMPIN' JEREMIAH - what the FRACK is THAT????
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    I've had friends that were chased by those camel spiders. They stay in your shadow for the shade. A friend of mine stepped on one and his foot slid across the floor. Those thongs get big enough where they can wrap there legs around a hummer tire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyWizard View Post
    Tiny little dot of a body (1 cm +/-) on long spindly legs?

    We call them "daddy long-legs" - don't think they're arachnids at all:
    they don't bite & are totally harmless.
    (I wouldn't *eat* one, but that's just me)
    Actually daddy long legs are very poisonous but they cannot bite through the human skin and also i don't think there poison will harm us too much but will easily kill smaller animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joeymutz View Post
    I've had friends that were chased by those camel spiders. They stay in your shadow for the shade. A friend of mine stepped on one and his foot slid across the floor. Those thongs get big enough where they can wrap there legs around a hummer tire.
    Try having 3 wrap themselves around you while you're being shot at. Not much you can do.
    One of my men put one in a bunk-sack of a dipshit in another Unit. That SOB screamed just like that guy from Home Alone when the spider landed on his face. I fell over laughing.
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    ohh man **** that!!!!! Glad i was in Korea and Guam. Korea did have some big spiders though but nothing like the camel spiders. Guam you just had to look out for snakes and monitors.
  

  
 

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