Man Escorted From Planet Fitness Gym For Grunting

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  1. WAIT A MINUTE

    What do you mean woman grunt & moan during sex...when did this all start!!!

    I'm always the last to hear about these things.....

    I gotta get cable.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by glg
    WAIT A MINUTE

    What do you mean woman grunt & moan during sex...when did this all start!!!

    I'm always the last to hear about these things.....

    I gotta get cable.
    Or maybe get yourself some of those special "delay" condoms.
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  3. No - they wouldn't let Grunt in, but it's because they discriminate against Canadians..

  4. "Sir...did you just say "eh"? I'm sorry, you will have to leave...we know you are Canadian"


    And it's pronounced DOLLAR...not dooolahr
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  5. From what I understand a lot of these PF take over old gyms and convert existing memberships which may be this case.

  6. Invasion of the Gym Snatchers??

    I knew they looked like a bunch of Stepford Gymgoers
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  7. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    Wow...it's a good thing he didn't sweat. I think the punishment is castration.

    I hear they are instituting a saliva exam, instead of a log in...any detectable testosterone gets you permabanned.
    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    What if I do? Will they kick in the door and drag me out, turtle head still pokin, and toss me disgraced into the streets with mudd butt?
    wow, lmfao "mudd butt" haha

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Aeternitatis
    Or maybe get yourself some of those special "delay" condoms.
    don't do man!...tried those once...I needed a snickers...."not going anywhere...."

  9. Pussification of America

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Vicarious
    don't do man!...tried those once...I needed a snickers...."not going anywhere...."
    I think we all need to learn that lesseon the hard way.
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk
    My gym would have nerf weights with the whistles in them to alert anyone lifting too fast.

    ALERT ALERT!!! Lifter in room 101 has exceeded the maximum air veloctity allowable by law!
    hillarious

  12. Planet Fitness took over my old gym. They moved all dumbbells out over 50 pounds, all the hammer strength machines etc etc. Painted it purple and yellow and dropped the price to 10 bucks a month. The place is horrible and everyone I know left it. But tons of people signed up and haven't been back soon. It's like the best business idea I guess. Sucks for me though Now I lift at my universities rec center.... I dunno what is worse.

  13. Ohh this whole idea pisses me off, its not that ilike grunters but hey go bark up somone elses tree, i mean as if this guy is a serious problem. Why dont they have gym that kick out fat people who stand around, how about people who read mags on the bikes and have no clue why they arent losing weight, how about he people who lean on the elipticals. Kick out hte people who have mcdonalds farts in the change room and the guys who shave in the sinks. Kick out the people who have ass sweat creeping up their backs, kick out he people who wear the most revelaing clothing and have horrible bodies, kick out the guy on his cell phone, kickout the goofs who train bis and chest every day. Kick out the people who smell bad, and lastly kick out really old people cause their sweat smells like fromunda. I mean really what is this world coming to... Im gonig to have a cry to express my emotions and im not ashamed to eat 2lb of ice cream because i deserve it.

  14. Wow man...I'm sorry, you are entirely too passionate...I am going to have to ask you to leave.
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