I believe you left out :
4) Some people are just really, really, really stupid.
So, as a wildlife biologist are you actually saying there aren't any native mammals with eyes that glow? Come on man, I mean the woman said it was a hybrid mutant of something. Just a hybrid, or just a mutation .. then I would agree... but it was a hybrid of a mutant AND had glowing eyes with glands that secret evilness. Sir, I believe this is beyond your area of expertise. :nono: I think we need to get the "Dog Whisperer" guy in on this case for some real answers... well, and one of those TV medium guys since the creature is now in the "beyond." Together they can figure it out.
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