Strange Mutant Beast Found Dead in Maine

[BigVrunga]

Check it out:

Is strange carcass the 'hybrid mutant'? - Animal Peculiarity - MSNBC.com

Any of you guys live in Maine? That's crazy!

BV

[Beau]

Although it has been a while since I've seen her; I think that is Tanya Harding.

[yeahright]

The world is still full on strange and wonderous things.

[Ubiquitous]

Looks a lot like an adolescent Gmork... the servant of the Nothing.

[BigVrunga]

Looks a lot like an adolescent Gmork... the servant of the Nothing.

It does!!

G'mork: Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger.
Atreyu: What is the nothing?
G'mork: It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.
Atreyu: But why?
G'mork: Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power.
Atreyu: Who are you really?
G'mork: I am the servant of the power behind the nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the nothing. I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness. His name was Atreyu.
Atreyu: If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die fighting. Come for me G'mork! I am Atreyu!

Atreyu: Kick ass metal band and hero of my youth

[CRUNCH]

That's some creepy sh*t!!

[tsc]

I'm willing to bet if it was made known that there were wolf/dog hybrids in the area all of a sudden the reports of glowing eyes and "evil" this etc. would stop. I've seen a wolf/dog mix however it was a much better looking animal that. Maybe it was a horny single wolf and a slutty pitbull in heat? The possibilities are endless... perhaps the animals are the products of innocent young wolves being raped by doberman pinchers and rottweilers. They roam the woods and neighborhoods trying to kill off said dogs to avenge their mother's honor. Think of the movie possibilities!!

Wait..wait..wait... I've got it!! The beast is from the last known pack of TasMaineian Devils! get it? ............sorry, the combination of sleep deprivation and nootropics is getting to me. I'll go get some sleep now :-).

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[RenegadeRows]

Chupacabra!!!!!!

For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years.

Yikes!!!

15 Years?? there must be more of them out there.

[Ziricote]

I'm totally waiting on this thing to come back from the dead for revenge. I imagine it walking on it's hind legs, wearing a long rain jacket, a hat and smoking a cigar.

[RenegadeRows]

I'm totally waiting on this thing to come back from the dead for revenge. I imagine it walking on it's hind legs, wearing a long rain jacket, a hat and smoking a cigar.

LOL thats funny...

heres another shot

[BigVrunga]

I'm totally waiting on this thing to come back from the dead for revenge. I imagine it walking on it's hind legs, wearing a long rain jacket, a hat and smoking a cigar.

LOL - Like that demon thing from Jeepers Creepers

Thing looks really wierd - wonder if its a hybrid animal or an undiscovered species?


I dont understand why people just left it there to rot like that.

[RenegadeRows]

LOL - Like that demon thing from Jeepers Creepers

Thing looks really wierd - wonder if its a hybrid animal or an undiscovered species?


I dont understand why people just left it there to rot like that.

A fellow at my work told me the DNA test they did concluded it was a cross between a wolf and some sort of dog. Take it for what it's worth...

Following up:
from http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208683,00.html

After reviewing photos of the carcass, Coleman said he was bothered by the animal's ears and snout. It reminded him of a case years ago in northern Maine in which an animal shot by a hunter could not be identified.

In the end, wildlife officials got a DNA analysis that showed the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid, he said.

[Vicarious]

Looks a lot like an adolescent Gmork... the servant of the Nothing.

DUDE that made me bust out load laughing. freekin hilarious

[axekick]

Looks like a chow to me. Although I would think different if I saw it walking on it's hind legs. If it came back from the dead, then would it be a Strange Zombie Mutant Beast?

[motiv8er]

LOL - Like that demon thing from Jeepers Creepers

Thing looks really wierd - wonder if its a hybrid animal or an undiscovered species?


I dont understand why people just left it there to rot like that.

You know BV,

I am a little nuts myself. However, if we were drawing lots to pick up the devil-mutant dog, I sure as hell wouldn't be the guy doing that job!

[BigVrunga]

You know BV,

I am a little nuts myself. However, if we were drawing lots to pick up the devil-mutant dog, I sure as hell wouldn't be the guy doing that job!

Lol - I guess you've got a point!

BV

[bioman]

Looks like an ugly mutt to me.

Being a wildlife biologist, I have people try to tell about their freak animal encounters all the time. It's almost always a case of people;

1. being so disassociated from Nature that they couldn't identify a normal animal from a hole in the ground.

2. letting their imagination run wild.

3. the omnipresent desire to have a good, spooky story to tell.


Dog hybrids have been around forever and I don't see how the canid pictured is any kind of spooky mutant beast. If you'd never seen a boxer of a chow before..you might be tempted to call them mutants too.

[tsc]

I believe you left out :

4) Some people are just really, really, really stupid.

So, as a wildlife biologist are you actually saying there aren't any native mammals with eyes that glow? Come on man, I mean the woman said it was a hybrid mutant of something. Just a hybrid, or just a mutation .. then I would agree... but it was a hybrid of a mutant AND had glowing eyes with glands that secret evilness. Sir, I believe this is beyond your area of expertise. I think we need to get the "Dog Whisperer" guy in on this case for some real answers... well, and one of those TV medium guys since the creature is now in the "beyond." Together they can figure it out.


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[BigVrunga]

You guys are ruining all the fun!!

1.) It IS a spooky mutant hybrid freakshow
2.) BigFoot IS for real
3.) I WAS abudcted by aliens this morning while leaving the gym

Why cant you believe the obvious facts?

BV

[tsc]

You guys are ruining all the fun!!

1.) It IS a spooky mutant hybrid freakshow
2.) BigFoot IS for real
3.) I WAS abudcted by aliens this morning while leaving the gym

Why cant you believe the obvious facts?

BV

...so wait... did the aliens already return you? or did they just give you broadband internet access and are currently probing you anally as you surf the forums? Actually, I probably agree with the aliens current ASSessment, that you are full of @#$%

on a side, "they" said there were no more quadruped mammals left in the world to discover... four or more recent discoveries later.. "they" said "oops".

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