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The Whizzinator

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check this site out. Airport security caught Minnesota Viking running back Onterrio Smith with it in his this thing :​
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A search of a bag Smith was carrying April 21 turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter. An NFL spokesman said using the device during a drug test would be a violation of league drug policies, but it wasn't clear whether there were penalties for possessing one outside of a testing situation.

Airport police took an interest in Smith's possessions because the urine powder looked like cocaine, according to a police report of the April 21 incident, first reported in Wednesday's Star Tribune. Smith told police the dried urine was for his cousin. Smith was briefly questioned and then released.

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Police officer: Dried urine, huh?
Smith: Yeah man, I swear!!
Police Officer: Well we'll just see about that.....(opens vial)....*snort*...mphhhh......GASP!!!!

LMAO :rofl:
 
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Imagine if it was a female customs officer that found it....They have one for females but they don't show the pic on the link.
 
lifted said:
Police officer: Dried urine, huh?
Smith: Yeah man, I swear!!
Police Officer: Well we'll just see about that.....(opens vial)....*snort*...mphhhh......GASP!!!!

LMAO :rofl:
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reminds me of the cop on dumb and dumber.
 
one of the guys in our office confiscated one of those about a year ago. he was getting a urine sample from one of our offenders and noticed the guy having problems whipping it out. then noticed it was plastic. the offender ended up in jail and the rest of the office got a good laugh.
 
Friend of mine uses one for work/probation tests, he has never gotten busted with it and claims it looks just like the real thing unless they are basically staring at it up close.
 
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have fun trying to get one, I saw on the news that the company is under investigation
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For what, making functional fake cocks? I did a search but couldn't find anything on this.
 
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