What would you do with a Klondike bar?

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    What would you do with a Klondike bar?


    Police: Man offers $69 for Klondike bar down pants

    FORT PIERCE, Fla. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner of a Fort Pierce Texaco station told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.
    When the store owner confronted the man as he tried the leave the store, the owner reported that the man pulled the flattened ice cream snack out of his back pocket and offered the owner $69 for it.
    The owner called police, and the man was charged with retail theft and violation of probation charges. He was being held on $500 bail.

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    Would of just took the cost of the stolen food and told the old ****er to go on his way and banned him fom the store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Would of just took the cost of the stolen food and told the old ****er to go on his way and banned him fom the store.
    You would have taken him on the side of the building and elbowed him a little too J, just admit it brother.

    Ahhhh, memories of bouncin' the clubs for extra cash. lol
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