- 08-25-2008, 09:47 AM
Tuesday, 19 August 2008
From The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. “Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying,” said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been in love before, and that she knows what love is for, in this case it was a mere one-night stand, and love should be more than that. Arnesen added that despite the fact that when Roth and Jamie parted, the long-haired, vinyl-clad rocker said, “Gimme a call some time,” Jamie knows what that will get her.
- 08-25-2008, 12:33 PM
She never heard about a one night meaningful relationship, Jamie is a dumb *****....
- 08-25-2008, 09:25 PM
Gotta love The Onion.
08-25-2008, 09:37 PM
It's all in his mind
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