[Brock]

[Brock]

PS To MODS: I thought that really cool guy CNorris was only getting a 2 day ban.

MOD EDIT: Ego?

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[Alexander]

What up dude? Probably would've ended up being a 2 weeker.

[Alexander]

Hmmm, seems like a decent guy. He kind of looks like he would be a prick, looks cocky. I've got no reason to dislike the guy. Unless he freaks out when Mir tries to slap on a submission, he shouldn't lose. Mir is gonna get rag dolled.

[jas123]

PS To MODS: I thought that really cool guy CNorris was only getting a 2 day ban.

I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.

[Mulletsoldier]

lol..Of course he chooses Brock.

[Brock]

I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.

Knew what? I'm just a long time lurker and a big Cnorris fan. That guy was smart.

[Alexander]

I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.

Care to make a paypal wager on this fight, Ito?

[jas123]

No I feel like it's basically 50-50 or maybe 49-51.

[Alexander]

No I feel like it's basically 50-50 or maybe 49-51.

B!tch..............

[jas123]

I'm a poor grad student, not someone living off disability while lying in bed all day.

[Alexander]

That's the 27th time you've managed to make fun of my gimpy arse.

[Mulletsoldier]

He also said he wants to put a Garter Belt on your aircast......28.

[Alexander]

Ok. You're making fun of my injury and downplaying it at the same time, nice tactic. It's a reg cast, a complete break/seperation, still might need a bolt in it depending, got it. BTW, I hope you feel like sh*t for at least a week with that flu.

[jas123]

He also said he wants to put a Garter Belt on your aircast......28.

A$$hole. Mr.-Always-Take-It-Too-Far guy.

[Mulletsoldier]

Ok. You're making fun of my injury and downplaying it at the same time, nice tactic. It's a reg cast, a complete break/seperation, still might need a bolt in it depending, got it. BTW, I hope you feel like sh*t for at least a week with that flu.

Oh I will buddy, you don't have to hope. Haha. I've been coughing up large gelatinous chunks of blood from my lungs, so I got you covered.


:chick:

[Alexander]

I've never loogyed blood before. That would scare me if their was a lot in there. I've had bronchial problems in the past, sometimes I gas when Jas is catching.

[Mulletsoldier]

Yeah, I guess I should be a little worried, but define a lot maybe? It's there every time I spit up, about 60/40 blood to mucous, fairly dark.

[Alexander]

I don't know. I've seen friends with bloody loogy's, and they ended up being fine, and they were pretty bloody, disgusting. I'm not a bleeder. I've had a few bouts of bronchitis, one that led to pneumonia, but never any blood. I've also had my nose broken probably 6 times and never a drop of blood? Had my forehead split open with a baseball bat, that bled, a lot.

[Mulletsoldier]

What are you, devoid of hemoglobin? I'm a little bit of a bleeder. This was after the accident which also made me go wonky eyed for a bit because I couldn't see out of my left eye.

[jas123]

I don't know. I've seen friends with bloody loogy's, and they ended up being fine, and they were pretty bloody, disgusting. I'm not a bleeder. I've had a few bouts of bronchitis, one that led to pneumonia, but never any blood. I've also had my nose broken probably 6 times and never a drop of blood? Had my forehead split open with a baseball bat, that bled, a lot.

Did it open up a vajayjay? Using your jokes again, ha.

I've had blood in my mucus before and it wasn't a big deal. I've broken my nose about 5 times and it bled bad every time.

[Alexander]

What are you, devoid of hemoglobin? I'm a little bit of a bleeder. This was after the accident which also made me go wonky eyed for a bit because I couldn't see out of my left eye.

Yeah, getting hit by a 30 ton truck at 50mph will make some people bleed a little. I would freak out if I couldn't see, obviously. You were really blonde in that pic, must've been hitting up the tanning salon, you even had translucent eyelashes/brows.

[Alexander]

Did it open up a vajayjay? Using your jokes again, ha.

I've had blood in my mucus before and it wasn't a big deal. I've broken my nose about 5 times and it bled bad every time.

Yeah it opened up a pornstar sized vajayjay on my forehead. I was leaking bad, and I walked over to some guys house for help. I remember him telling his daughter to come help him with me, and she was too disgusted to help. I think it was 20 stitches, looked like a murder scene.

[Mulletsoldier]

Yeah, getting hit by a 30 ton truck at 50mph will make some people bleed a little. I would freak out if I couldn't see, obviously. You were really blonde in that pic, must've been hitting up the tanning salon, you even had translucent eyelashes/brows.

Those tanning beds are disgusting; some serious disease sespools happening there. I worked outside all day and my hair goes pretty blonde.

I don't know, I asked them and they gave me a big spiel about 'acute ocular damage' and a few other things which I don't remember as I was in a bit of a drug-induced stuper. When I woke up again I could see, so I wasn't really conscious for much of the time I was 'blind'. So it wasn't all that bad.

[Mulletsoldier]

I just noticed I look like I have a blood unibrow in that picture.

[Alexander]

Those tanning beds are disgusting; some serious disease sespools happening there. I worked outside all day and my hair goes pretty blonde.

I don't know, I asked them and they gave me a big spiel about 'acute ocular damage' and a few other things which I don't remember as I was in a bit of a drug-induced stuper. When I woke up again I could see, so I wasn't really conscious for much of the time I was 'blind'. So it wasn't all that bad.

Yeah, those things are so ****ing disgusting. When I used to workout at Gold's a friend of mine convinced me to use a tanning bed. I went in there and it smelled funny and just seemed wrong. I wiped the bed down with alcohol for about 10 minutes and then gathered about 10 mini towels to lay on. So I get naked and am in the process of getting in the damn thing and some metro/homo dude walks in on me. That was it, I put my clothes back on and rolled, never again. The damn lock on the door didn't even work.

[jas123]

Yeah it opened up a pornstar sized vajayjay on my forehead. I was leaking bad, and I walked over to some guys house for help. I remember him telling his daughter to come help him with me, and she was too disgusted to help. I think it was 20 stitches, looked like a murder scene.

Baseball/softball accident or did you get jumped Richard Grieco style?

[Alexander]

Well Jas, let me tell you about this one time........... I KO'd like 7 ninjas and a couple hells angel dudes, but they were with Chuck Norris and he got in a lucky shot before I took him out.

No, I was like 11 and playing baseball on the blacktop. We were kind of in between playing and a couple of us were standing around homeplate, some guy tossed a tennis ball towards a guy holding a bat and he swung with no regard to his surroundings. He nailed me right below the hairline. When he first hit me I just thought, oh **** I'm gonna have a softball sized bruise on my forehead. Within about 3 seconds I felt a lot of heat on my head and then was immediately blinded by the blood flowing down my face. It sucked.

[Mulletsoldier]

Yeah, those things are so ****ing disgusting. When I used to workout at Gold's a friend of mine convinced me to use a tanning bed. I went in there and it smelled funny and just seemed wrong. I wiped the bed down with alcohol for about 10 minutes and then gathered about 10 mini towels to lay on. So I get naked and am in the process of getting in the damn thing and some metro/homo dude walks in on me. That was it, I put my clothes back on and rolled, never again. The damn lock on the door didn't even work.

LMAO

[jas123]

Nice. One time I was talking some of me mates outside a London night club about a potential bout with that fat, ugly, bald-headed monkey Matt Lindland when I got into a brawl with Tito Ortiz. I bang like a HW so I tucked him into bed and put him to sleep before Militech could break it up.