Great Lesnar Pre-Fight Interview

  1. Great Lesnar Pre-Fight Interview




  2. PS To MODS: I thought that really cool guy CNorris was only getting a 2 day ban.

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  3. What up dude? Probably would've ended up being a 2 weeker.
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  4. Hmmm, seems like a decent guy. He kind of looks like he would be a prick, looks cocky. I've got no reason to dislike the guy. Unless he freaks out when Mir tries to slap on a submission, he shouldn't lose. Mir is gonna get rag dolled.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Brock View Post
    PS To MODS: I thought that really cool guy CNorris was only getting a 2 day ban.
    I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

    Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.

  6. lol..Of course he chooses Brock.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

    Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.
    Knew what? I'm just a long time lurker and a big Cnorris fan. That guy was smart.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    I knew it from your very first post, even checked your AMspace to see if I could put the pieces together.

    Anywho, I'm taking Mir by sub in this one.
    Care to make a paypal wager on this fight, Ito?

  9. No I feel like it's basically 50-50 or maybe 49-51.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    No I feel like it's basically 50-50 or maybe 49-51.
    B!tch..............

  11. I'm a poor grad student, not someone living off disability while lying in bed all day.

  12. That's the 27th time you've managed to make fun of my gimpy arse.

  13. He also said he wants to put a Garter Belt on your aircast......28.

  14. Ok. You're making fun of my injury and downplaying it at the same time, nice tactic. It's a reg cast, a complete break/seperation, still might need a bolt in it depending, got it. BTW, I hope you feel like sh*t for at least a week with that flu.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    He also said he wants to put a Garter Belt on your aircast......28.

    A$$hole. Mr.-Always-Take-It-Too-Far guy.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Ok. You're making fun of my injury and downplaying it at the same time, nice tactic. It's a reg cast, a complete break/seperation, still might need a bolt in it depending, got it. BTW, I hope you feel like sh*t for at least a week with that flu.
    Oh I will buddy, you don't have to hope. Haha. I've been coughing up large gelatinous chunks of blood from my lungs, so I got you covered.


    :chick:

  17. I've never loogyed blood before. That would scare me if their was a lot in there. I've had bronchial problems in the past, sometimes I gas when Jas is catching.

  18. Yeah, I guess I should be a little worried, but define a lot maybe? It's there every time I spit up, about 60/40 blood to mucous, fairly dark.

  19. I don't know. I've seen friends with bloody loogy's, and they ended up being fine, and they were pretty bloody, disgusting. I'm not a bleeder. I've had a few bouts of bronchitis, one that led to pneumonia, but never any blood. I've also had my nose broken probably 6 times and never a drop of blood? Had my forehead split open with a baseball bat, that bled, a lot.

  20. What are you, devoid of hemoglobin? I'm a little bit of a bleeder. This was after the accident which also made me go wonky eyed for a bit because I couldn't see out of my left eye.
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  21. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    I don't know. I've seen friends with bloody loogy's, and they ended up being fine, and they were pretty bloody, disgusting. I'm not a bleeder. I've had a few bouts of bronchitis, one that led to pneumonia, but never any blood. I've also had my nose broken probably 6 times and never a drop of blood? Had my forehead split open with a baseball bat, that bled, a lot.
    Did it open up a vajayjay? Using your jokes again, ha.

    I've had blood in my mucus before and it wasn't a big deal. I've broken my nose about 5 times and it bled bad every time.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    What are you, devoid of hemoglobin? I'm a little bit of a bleeder. This was after the accident which also made me go wonky eyed for a bit because I couldn't see out of my left eye.
    Yeah, getting hit by a 30 ton truck at 50mph will make some people bleed a little. I would freak out if I couldn't see, obviously. You were really blonde in that pic, must've been hitting up the tanning salon, you even had translucent eyelashes/brows.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Did it open up a vajayjay? Using your jokes again, ha.

    I've had blood in my mucus before and it wasn't a big deal. I've broken my nose about 5 times and it bled bad every time.
    Yeah it opened up a pornstar sized vajayjay on my forehead. I was leaking bad, and I walked over to some guys house for help. I remember him telling his daughter to come help him with me, and she was too disgusted to help. I think it was 20 stitches, looked like a murder scene.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Yeah, getting hit by a 30 ton truck at 50mph will make some people bleed a little. I would freak out if I couldn't see, obviously. You were really blonde in that pic, must've been hitting up the tanning salon, you even had translucent eyelashes/brows.
    Those tanning beds are disgusting; some serious disease sespools happening there. I worked outside all day and my hair goes pretty blonde.

    I don't know, I asked them and they gave me a big spiel about 'acute ocular damage' and a few other things which I don't remember as I was in a bit of a drug-induced stuper. When I woke up again I could see, so I wasn't really conscious for much of the time I was 'blind'. So it wasn't all that bad.

  25. I just noticed I look like I have a blood unibrow in that picture.

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Those tanning beds are disgusting; some serious disease sespools happening there. I worked outside all day and my hair goes pretty blonde.

    I don't know, I asked them and they gave me a big spiel about 'acute ocular damage' and a few other things which I don't remember as I was in a bit of a drug-induced stuper. When I woke up again I could see, so I wasn't really conscious for much of the time I was 'blind'. So it wasn't all that bad.
    Yeah, those things are so ****ing disgusting. When I used to workout at Gold's a friend of mine convinced me to use a tanning bed. I went in there and it smelled funny and just seemed wrong. I wiped the bed down with alcohol for about 10 minutes and then gathered about 10 mini towels to lay on. So I get naked and am in the process of getting in the damn thing and some metro/homo dude walks in on me. That was it, I put my clothes back on and rolled, never again. The damn lock on the door didn't even work.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Yeah it opened up a pornstar sized vajayjay on my forehead. I was leaking bad, and I walked over to some guys house for help. I remember him telling his daughter to come help him with me, and she was too disgusted to help. I think it was 20 stitches, looked like a murder scene.
    Baseball/softball accident or did you get jumped Richard Grieco style?

  28. Well Jas, let me tell you about this one time........... I KO'd like 7 ninjas and a couple hells angel dudes, but they were with Chuck Norris and he got in a lucky shot before I took him out.

    No, I was like 11 and playing baseball on the blacktop. We were kind of in between playing and a couple of us were standing around homeplate, some guy tossed a tennis ball towards a guy holding a bat and he swung with no regard to his surroundings. He nailed me right below the hairline. When he first hit me I just thought, oh **** I'm gonna have a softball sized bruise on my forehead. Within about 3 seconds I felt a lot of heat on my head and then was immediately blinded by the blood flowing down my face. It sucked.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Yeah, those things are so ****ing disgusting. When I used to workout at Gold's a friend of mine convinced me to use a tanning bed. I went in there and it smelled funny and just seemed wrong. I wiped the bed down with alcohol for about 10 minutes and then gathered about 10 mini towels to lay on. So I get naked and am in the process of getting in the damn thing and some metro/homo dude walks in on me. That was it, I put my clothes back on and rolled, never again. The damn lock on the door didn't even work.
    LMAO

  30. Nice. One time I was talking some of me mates outside a London night club about a potential bout with that fat, ugly, bald-headed monkey Matt Lindland when I got into a brawl with Tito Ortiz. I bang like a HW so I tucked him into bed and put him to sleep before Militech could break it up.

  31. Awesome. You left out big eared, which is ironic because Murray has some Mickey Mouse ears, although I'm sure he doesn't have any trouble with the lady's(yeah, I'm secure), or maybe it's dudes now.

    Mullet, any moose wrangling stories to share?

  32. I'm about as mentally fortified as the Abominable Douchebag right now bro, does that mean fighting?

  33. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I'm about as mentally fortified as the Abominable Douchebag right now bro, does that mean fighting?
    It was just an awful joke by me. You live in Canada they have a lot of moose, yeah pretty bad. ADB has a nice ring.

  34. Yeah, haha.

    They are absolutely humungous though, really stunning in real life. You see them on T.V. and assume they're big, then you see them and they're ****ing huge and imposing. They sit on the side of the road with their heads above the roof of your car; so ridiculously inept as well.

    Banff and Jasper (Provincial parks in Alberta) are good for that preservation of wildlife though, something I kind of miss being so near Toronto. Bears, Moose, Bobcats, they're all pretty cool to see, but from a healthy distance.

  35. Yeah, I've heard of them being as big as 8 feet tall(at the shoulders) and weighing close to a ton, that's nuts. Such nice docile looking fellas though. I've seen Clydesdale's up close and they are close to the same size, but they don't have a ridiculous rack on their head, very imposing nonetheless.

  36. Yeah, I wish I wasn't so retarded right now I'd go Mulletanica on us and remember the plural name for Moose.

  37. I think its the same form for both. Like, moose, sheep, etc?

  38. What's 10 x 10? It's amazing how stupid being sick will make you.

  39. Quote Originally Posted by Brock View Post
    Knew what? I'm just a long time lurker and a big Cnorris fan. That guy was smart.
    Thanks Brock!


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  40. 13 year old BJJ practicioner with 10 minutes of experience > CNORRIS by armbar
  

  
 

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