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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Pointy-faced-penis-head?

    That sounds like some twisted hero that Alexandrovich would make-up in between touching-himself-to-my-avatar sessions.
    F off, and post a picture of this 'lay away broad'.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    I'll be back in a minute, gotta go take a nasty Savage, wipe my Tony, flush it down the Avant.
    I know the feeling. Do it all the time, myself.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    F off, and post a picture of this 'lay away broad'.
    Okay!

    I don't have any ass shots of this one, but I can PM you a few face shots if you want...

    (pun intended)

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Scroll back to Rogue's post on this page before Norris' and after Norris'........LOL, that was a quick change of heart. "Eat **** and die Norris, F*cking leave"......."There might be hope for you yet, you make some good points". Gotta love that, you swaying southern sh*t talker.
    What do you have to say about that Rogue?

  5. More Rogueish?? Ok.

    JLB pwnz!!
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Okay!

    I don't have any ass shots of this one, but I can PM you a few face shots if you want...

    (pun intended)
    Send em on over, there aint no shame in my game.

  7. Mullet, where is she (Miss Avatar) at now? I like 'em clingy.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    What do you have to say about that Rogue?
    What can I say? I'm a diplomat, a southern boy, raised to be genteel at all times, Like Tony the Testicle Tiger, the malignant lump on Sherkie's marblebag.

    Seriously, I'm Schizoid, blowing around in the wind, like Notorious Park Pervert Mullet, spit shining the helmets of old men's little soldiers.

  9. I better quit before I'm too deep into Rodja's behind, before y'all gangrape me for playing the Beowulf.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    What can I say? I'm a diplomat, a southern boy, raised to be genteel at all times, Like Tony the Testicle Tiger, the malignant lump on Sherkie's marblebag.

    Seriously, I'm Schizoid, blowing around in the wind, like Notorious Park Pervert Mullet, spit shining the helmets of old men's little soldiers.
    You sick bastard. Now I'm picturing some Rogue like senior citizen pulling on the Park Perverts Mullet.

  11. It sucks, pun intended, to be known as the guy, Kwyckemynd00, who was gagged in the video by Wilford Brimley.

  12. You gonna' take that, kwyck?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Sir Savage View Post
    Mullet, where is she (Miss Avatar) at now? I like 'em clingy.
    Haha, in Canada homie. Ontario, to be exact. And she's all yours, after two years a man can't handle a smothering blanket any longer!

  14. I swear he's like a little kid when he gets going. I can see him now behind the computer getting all gitty like Stuart from MAD TV.

    Have you watched the Herring/Imes yet Rogue? If so, how did the drunk look?

  15. Dale Carnegie and that other book ***** ain't got **** on me, book signing in the lobby at 3, Rogue's "How not to win Friends and influence People and the Seven Bad Habits of Unsuccessful People".

  16. On the right. Homeswizzle.

    And Rogue's old. I'm too tired for anything witty.
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  17. I'll trade the porn star I went to high school with and some SyntheSIZE final for those two.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Sir Savage View Post
    I'll trade the porn star I went to high school with and some SyntheSIZE final for those two.
    Negative. One on the right is mine. You can keep leftie.

  19. Nicely done. Must be feeding Canadian girls something wicked up there.

  20. I'm all Petered out, shot my wad, after polishing my vein laden BrassMonkey with a fat glistening glob of MisterEZE lube.

    If I missed creaming on you this time, I'll git ya on the next truly sick sikdogg Session.

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Sir Savage View Post
    Nicely done. Must be feeding Canadian girls something wicked up there.
    Oh god, if you wanna see beautiful girls go to Montreal. The girls there, on average, make Z and A (avatar and second pic respectively) look like chumps.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    On the right. Homeswizzle.

    And Rogue's old. I'm too tired for anything witty.
    One on the left has a bit of a heroin look to her, sorry I'm an a**hole. Are those holyfields on your girl? Pointy faced penis head up up and away!

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    One on the left has a bit of a heroin look to her, sorry I'm an a**hole. Are those holyfields on your girl?
    Haha!

    No, she does. Doesn't bother me man, that thing ain't mine. Wtf are Holyfields?

  24. I've been to Montreal, ain't no better there than Atlanta, Miami, Dallas and Los Angeles has to offer. You should get out more, Mullet, it's all about the Sunshine.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Drone View Post
    I've been to Montreal, ain't no better there than Atlanta, Miami, Dallas and Los Angeles has to offer. You should get out more, Mullet, it's all about the Sunshine.
    You must have gone to the wrong parts. The geriatric center in the hospital is the wrong place for looking at women's bodyparts. I would suspect you'd know that.

    The boobies I saw in Atlanta were no good for business. Never been to the others!

  26. Yeah, we definitely have some hotties down south.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Oh god, if you wanna see beautiful girls go to Montreal. The girls there, on average, make Z and A (avatar and second pic respectively) look like chumps.
    I bet they're not all b*tches either. Come to D.C. where if any chick is above a 5 she acts like she owns the ****ing world.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Rodja View Post
    What does it matter if a fighter CHOOSES to cut 10-20 lbs for a fight? Franklin does it and he didn't fare too well against Silva; physique does not matter in MMA. If it did, then Phil Baroni would be champion.
    have you ever faught before?
    wait.. you havent because if you did then you wouldnt say something that stupid.
    size and weight does matter thats why there is a thing called weight classes.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Haha!

    No, she does. Doesn't bother me man, that thing ain't mine. Wtf are Holyfields?
    Evander "the real deal" Holyfield. I guess that one didn't make it up their. Just a discreet way of asking if her boobs are real.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    I bet they're not all b*tches either. Come to D.C. where if any chick is above a 5 she acts like she owns the ****ing world.

    Nope. They're pretty good. I keep mine fed and watered, and they don't usually complain if I forget to let them out of the cage.

    have you ever faught before?
    wait.. you havent because if you did then you wouldnt say something that stupid.
    size and weight does matter thats why there is a thing called weight classes.
    It's fought, and I believe Rodja was training for a fight awhile ago but something went arye. Nevertheless, I think he knows why weight classes are divided as such.

    He was pointing out the physique issue, I believe.
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