Machida Drinks His Own Piss!!!
- 03-25-2009, 01:31 PM
Machida Drinks His Own Piss!!!
Lyoto Machida Drinks his own piss in preparation for Rashad Evans
no joke. just google it. You will find it all over the place. Apparently he just came out with this news. he should have kept it in, in my opinion. Now i will be wondering what is in his water bottle during his fights. Damn!
- 03-25-2009, 01:51 PM
Not only that, but Joe Rogan has publicly admitted of drinking his own urine when he is sick.Core Nutritionals Representative
- 03-25-2009, 01:59 PM
Joe Rogan is a moron then. He is so far up MMA's ass its unbelievable. He even drinks piss cuz thats what all the coolest fighters are doing. He probably rubs urine onto his scalp to get his hair plugs to take. His hair looks more ridiculous each time I see it. I would think rolling around on the mats would be hard on his plugs.
03-25-2009, 04:45 PM
03-25-2009, 06:31 PM
03-25-2009, 06:44 PM
He still might have meant it as a joke. And if not, does it really matter? As long as it doesn't give him a chuck belly!
03-25-2009, 06:52 PM
yes it does matter dude. How can you look at a person the same after they tell you they drink their own piss on a daily basis?
And yes he is serious. Google it.
03-25-2009, 06:53 PM
03-25-2009, 06:54 PM
Urin is known for some surprisingly positive effects, though I've only once heard of someone drinking it. Many people apply it e.g. to their skin because it's said to have good cleansing effects.
03-25-2009, 07:00 PM
Drinking your own pee is about as right as this
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and that is so wrong.....
03-25-2009, 07:10 PM
are you supposed to put ice cubes in your pee before you down it or do you sip it like warm tea? Supposedly it is only sterile for the first 15 minutes after it is out of your body.
03-25-2009, 07:13 PM
I guarantee you guys, he'll come out soon and declare it a joke.
Btw, ever thought that piss might be less harmful than suger-bomb coke?
03-25-2009, 07:27 PM
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I see now, ts part of his 'Training"
03-25-2009, 07:35 PM
03-25-2009, 07:40 PM
03-25-2009, 07:44 PM
urine may be sterile, but it is still not good to ingest. All the excess toxins in your body that dont leave in solid form, leave in your urine.
03-25-2009, 10:51 PM
Google urine. Our bodies take in nutrients, but only a certain amount is usable; consequently, we excrete what was unusable. As a result, urine has little nutritional value and/or value as a topical agent.
03-25-2009, 10:52 PM
03-26-2009, 10:53 AM
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03-26-2009, 11:40 AM
Your posts are thick with irony. It is 'than' not 'then', in that context. You desperately need to stop posting before making yourself look like even more of an asshat.
03-26-2009, 11:41 AM
03-26-2009, 05:30 PM
03-26-2009, 05:37 PM
03-26-2009, 05:57 PM
03-26-2009, 06:04 PM
You misspelt "cannot", in a sentence which criticized me for my grammar; in responding to that, you had improper grammar contained in your sentence again.
You are truly the skidmark on the underwear of evolution, and may god have mercy on all of our souls, for being subjected to your stupidity.
03-26-2009, 06:18 PM
The urine is clogging your brain man.
do me a favor. open your word process and type the phrase "Mulletsoldier can not understand because he drinks his own piss." then come back here and tell me if the spelling/grammar check catches it.
03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
Seeing as you are not intelligent enough to be quite that subtle in your language use, you were improperly using the phrase; so, yes you asswad, you were using improper grammar. And this is compounded by the fact you cannot spell, and probably decided to pull straws after a quick Google-trip.
Now, do me a favor: open up your word process and type, "How much of an asshat is dynomite?" and tell me what the answer is.
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
So you admit that it's not wrong!!! I win! 1 to nothing! by the way, the word proceeding doesn't mean what you think it means. lets do this all over again you retard cuz I enjoy humiliating piss drinkers.
03-26-2009, 08:40 PM
Used in conjunction with a noun, proceeding can describe that noun as the next logical and/or inevitable step in a sequence of events. As in, "dynomite mounted the first dog in the picture, and subsequently fucked the proceeding dogs in kind". You see, in the example of you fucking dogs, [which I am sure has been instantiated] just like in my use, the word proceeding is meant to describe a noun as part of a larger sequence of events; it embodies the verb 'proceed'.
Now, shall I continue to point out how much of a fucking idiot you are? You are truly doing a proper job of it without my help, though. Please continue.
03-26-2009, 08:59 PM
03-26-2009, 09:02 PM
03-26-2009, 09:52 PM
03-26-2009, 09:54 PM
P.S., it was awesome you had to "Google" proceeding, and "can not" explain why you felt it was wrong in your own words.
From now on, dyno, we use the big boy words when we talk. Okay? "Cuz" that is what adults do.
03-26-2009, 10:02 PM
I feel like I am fighting an arm amputee in a boxing match....So you admit that it's not wrong!!! I win! 1 to nothing! by the way, the word proceeding doesn't mean what you think it means. lets do this all over again you retard cuz I enjoy humiliating piss drinkers
03-26-2009, 10:31 PM
03-27-2009, 01:29 AM
03-27-2009, 01:37 AM
03-27-2009, 02:46 AM
you want some poor grammar!!!
i kno even kea dat he drink his own piss faka is mean and can fight. nuff said
there is some poor grammar, hahahaha
BTW this is a awesome post, i like reading everything while you two bicker, mullet just call him out and take it to the ring
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