Machida Drinks His Own Piss!!!

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  1. Machida Drinks His Own Piss!!!


    Lyoto Machida Drinks his own piss in preparation for Rashad Evans

    no joke. just google it. You will find it all over the place. Apparently he just came out with this news. he should have kept it in, in my opinion. Now i will be wondering what is in his water bottle during his fights. Damn!


  2. Not only that, but Joe Rogan has publicly admitted of drinking his own urine when he is sick.
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  3. Joe Rogan is a moron then. He is so far up MMA's ass its unbelievable. He even drinks piss cuz thats what all the coolest fighters are doing. He probably rubs urine onto his scalp to get his hair plugs to take. His hair looks more ridiculous each time I see it. I would think rolling around on the mats would be hard on his plugs.

  4. That's ****ing gross.

  5. jeeze.....stupidity. Reminds me of dodgeball....
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  6. He still might have meant it as a joke. And if not, does it really matter? As long as it doesn't give him a chuck belly!

  7. yes it does matter dude. How can you look at a person the same after they tell you they drink their own piss on a daily basis?

    And yes he is serious. Google it.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post
    jeeze.....stupidity. Reminds me of dodgeball....
    He is the Patches O'hullihan of the UFC!

  9. Urin is known for some surprisingly positive effects, though I've only once heard of someone drinking it. Many people apply it e.g. to their skin because it's said to have good cleansing effects.

  10. Drinking your own pee is about as right as this

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    and that is so wrong.....

  11. are you supposed to put ice cubes in your pee before you down it or do you sip it like warm tea? Supposedly it is only sterile for the first 15 minutes after it is out of your body.

  12. I guarantee you guys, he'll come out soon and declare it a joke.

    Btw, ever thought that piss might be less harmful than suger-bomb coke?

  13. [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQH7s-UIjGU"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

    I see now, ts part of his 'Training"

  14. Quote Originally Posted by SpargelJanusz View Post
    Urin is known for some surprisingly positive effects, though I've only once heard of someone drinking it. Many people apply it e.g. to their skin because it's said to have good cleansing effects.
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.

    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.

  16. urine may be sterile, but it is still not good to ingest. All the excess toxins in your body that dont leave in solid form, leave in your urine.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.
    Maybe you had troubles understanding it because it was proper grammar? I would say so, as you misinterpreted my post completely. It is also ironic you criticized my grammar and then misspelt "cannot". Anyway, I digress:

    Google urine. Our bodies take in nutrients, but only a certain amount is usable; consequently, we excrete what was unusable. As a result, urine has little nutritional value and/or value as a topical agent.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.
    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.
    Translation: if it was beneficial, our bodies would have kept it internally.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Translation: if it was beneficial, our bodies would have kept it internally.
    so you don't drink your piss right?

  21. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.
    Again: coming from somebody who cannot spell "cannot", your comments are not exactly resounding. If you prefer, I can use pictograms and graphs to relate to you on your level?

    Your posts are thick with irony. It is 'than' not 'then', in that context. You desperately need to stop posting before making yourself look like even more of an asshat.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    so you don't drink your piss right?
    Are you slow?

  23. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.
    if you think that this is proper grammar, than you are a moron sir!!! Haha you are a dumbass Mullet.

    You can not understand English.........and you drink pee.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    if you think that this is proper grammar, than you are a moron sir!!! Haha you are a dumbass Mullet.

    You can not understand English.........and you drink pee.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post

    Your posts are thick with irony. It is 'than' not 'then', in that context. You desperately need to stop posting before making yourself look like even more of an asshat.

    you are laughing out loud at your own typo!!! this guy needs some edumacation
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