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    Machida Drinks His Own Piss!!!


    Lyoto Machida Drinks his own piss in preparation for Rashad Evans

    no joke. just google it. You will find it all over the place. Apparently he just came out with this news. he should have kept it in, in my opinion. Now i will be wondering what is in his water bottle during his fights. Damn!

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    Not only that, but Joe Rogan has publicly admitted of drinking his own urine when he is sick.
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    Joe Rogan is a moron then. He is so far up MMA's ass its unbelievable. He even drinks piss cuz thats what all the coolest fighters are doing. He probably rubs urine onto his scalp to get his hair plugs to take. His hair looks more ridiculous each time I see it. I would think rolling around on the mats would be hard on his plugs.
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    That's ****ing gross.
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    jeeze.....stupidity. Reminds me of dodgeball....
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    He still might have meant it as a joke. And if not, does it really matter? As long as it doesn't give him a chuck belly!
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    yes it does matter dude. How can you look at a person the same after they tell you they drink their own piss on a daily basis?

    And yes he is serious. Google it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post
    jeeze.....stupidity. Reminds me of dodgeball....
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    Urin is known for some surprisingly positive effects, though I've only once heard of someone drinking it. Many people apply it e.g. to their skin because it's said to have good cleansing effects.
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    Drinking your own pee is about as right as this

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6B5RXqUIig&feature=re lated"]YouTube - dodgeball movie end[/ame]


    and that is so wrong.....
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    are you supposed to put ice cubes in your pee before you down it or do you sip it like warm tea? Supposedly it is only sterile for the first 15 minutes after it is out of your body.
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    I guarantee you guys, he'll come out soon and declare it a joke.

    Btw, ever thought that piss might be less harmful than suger-bomb coke?
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    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQH7s-UIjGU"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

    I see now, ts part of his 'Training"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpargelJanusz View Post
    Urin is known for some surprisingly positive effects, though I've only once heard of someone drinking it. Many people apply it e.g. to their skin because it's said to have good cleansing effects.
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.

    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.
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    urine may be sterile, but it is still not good to ingest. All the excess toxins in your body that dont leave in solid form, leave in your urine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.
    Maybe you had troubles understanding it because it was proper grammar? I would say so, as you misinterpreted my post completely. It is also ironic you criticized my grammar and then misspelt "cannot". Anyway, I digress:

    Google urine. Our bodies take in nutrients, but only a certain amount is usable; consequently, we excrete what was unusable. As a result, urine has little nutritional value and/or value as a topical agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.
    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    horrible grammar, can not understand.

    urine has been purified???? so are you saying that we keep the waste inside the body and excrete the good stuff. Doesn't make sense. I think you might have it exactly backwards and are believing the piss drinkers lies.
    Translation: if it was beneficial, our bodies would have kept it internally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Remember that urine is sterile as it has been purified heavily by the renal system. The 5% vitamin, mineral, protein and antibody content, then, was immediately unusable by the body - necessarily unusable, as it would not be urine had it been usable. There is nothing externally excreted - via feces or urine - that is not more efficiently utilized internally.
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Translation: if it was beneficial, our bodies would have kept it internally.
    so you don't drink your piss right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.
    Again: coming from somebody who cannot spell "cannot", your comments are not exactly resounding. If you prefer, I can use pictograms and graphs to relate to you on your level?

    Your posts are thick with irony. It is 'than' not 'then', in that context. You desperately need to stop posting before making yourself look like even more of an asshat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    so you don't drink your piss right?
    Are you slow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    If you think that this is proper grammar, then you are a moron sir.
    if you think that this is proper grammar, than you are a moron sir!!! Haha you are a dumbass Mullet.

    You can not understand English.........and you drink pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    if you think that this is proper grammar, than you are a moron sir!!! Haha you are a dumbass Mullet.

    You can not understand English.........and you drink pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post

    Your posts are thick with irony. It is 'than' not 'then', in that context. You desperately need to stop posting before making yourself look like even more of an asshat.

    you are laughing out loud at your own typo!!! this guy needs some edumacation
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    you are laughing out loud at your own typo!!! this guy needs some edumacation
    I am laughing out loud at how much of a moron you are.

    You misspelt "cannot", in a sentence which criticized me for my grammar; in responding to that, you had improper grammar contained in your sentence again.

    You are truly the skidmark on the underwear of evolution, and may god have mercy on all of our souls, for being subjected to your stupidity.
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    The urine is clogging your brain man.

    do me a favor. open your word process and type the phrase "Mulletsoldier can not understand because he drinks his own piss." then come back here and tell me if the spelling/grammar check catches it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    The urine is clogging your brain man.

    do me a favor. open your word process and type the phrase "Mulletsoldier can not understand because he drinks his own piss." then come back here and tell me if the spelling/grammar check catches it.
    Let me break this down to you. "Can not" is an archaic spelling that is used in two situations only: a) to provide emphasis on either/or of the phrase elements [can or not], or; b) when the immediately proceeding part of the syntax also contains the word "not". Cannot is almost exclusively the preferred use.

    Seeing as you are not intelligent enough to be quite that subtle in your language use, you were improperly using the phrase; so, yes you asswad, you were using improper grammar. And this is compounded by the fact you cannot spell, and probably decided to pull straws after a quick Google-trip.

    Now, do me a favor: open up your word process and type, "How much of an asshat is dynomite?" and tell me what the answer is.
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    Care to try any other Middle English while we are here?
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    So you admit that it's not wrong!!! I win! 1 to nothing! by the way, the word proceeding doesn't mean what you think it means. lets do this all over again you retard cuz I enjoy humiliating piss drinkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    So you admit that it's not wrong!!! I win! 1 to nothing! by the way, the word proceeding doesn't mean what you think it means. lets do this all over again you retard cuz I enjoy humiliating piss drinkers.
    Yes, in terms of who can demonstrate their ability to be a ****stick, you have me; one to nothing. And no, you big, wet, flapping douchebag, proceeding was used properly; unlike your use of the word "can not" [you may as well have said: "thou can not...."].

    Used in conjunction with a noun, proceeding can describe that noun as the next logical and/or inevitable step in a sequence of events. As in, "dynomite mounted the first dog in the picture, and subsequently fucked the proceeding dogs in kind". You see, in the example of you fucking dogs, [which I am sure has been instantiated] just like in my use, the word proceeding is meant to describe a noun as part of a larger sequence of events; it embodies the verb 'proceed'.
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    Now, shall I continue to point out how much of a fucking idiot you are? You are truly doing a proper job of it without my help, though. Please continue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Let me break this down to you. "Can not" is an archaic spelling that is used in two situations only: a) to provide emphasis on either/or of the phrase elements [can or not], or; b) when the immediately proceeding part of the syntax also contains the word "not". Cannot is almost exclusively the preferred use.

    either/or? what is an either/or?

    proceeding
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/proceeding

    no more urine for you my little mullet.
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    3-0. I can not stop!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    either/or? what is an either/or?

    proceeding
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/proceeding

    no more urine for you my little mullet.
    Wrong.

    Right word, though you "can not" understand.

    Wrong.

    This is getting boring.
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    P.S., it was awesome you had to "Google" proceeding, and "can not" explain why you felt it was wrong in your own words.

    From now on, dyno, we use the big boy words when we talk. Okay? "Cuz" that is what adults do.
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    either/or? what is an either/or?

    proceeding
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/proceeding
    So you admit that it's not wrong!!! I win! 1 to nothing! by the way, the word proceeding doesn't mean what you think it means. lets do this all over again you retard cuz I enjoy humiliating piss drinkers
    I feel like I am fighting an arm amputee in a boxing match....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    yes it does matter dude. How can you look at a person the same after they tell you they drink their own piss on a daily basis?

    And yes he is serious. Google it.
    its sterile the first time. the second time, the ammonia content builds up and becomes toxic. that's what earthquake victims do to survive when they're trapped under a collapsed ceiling with no food or water. i call bull**** if he's doing that routinely though - it will kill you.
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    you want some poor grammar!!!

    i kno even kea dat he drink his own piss faka is mean and can fight. nuff said

    there is some poor grammar, hahahaha

    BTW this is a awesome post, i like reading everything while you two bicker, mullet just call him out and take it to the ring
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