Not so long ago, General Feelings said, all is well. Lieutenant Libido was for ever vigilant for any tails of woe man that would come by, and Private Penis would stand at rigid attention and be eager to cum to the rescue, and we were winning every battle.
Today, General Feelings is not so optimistic. Lieutenant Libido has gone AWOL and Private Penis won't come to attention unless he is beaten half to death, and when he does arise, it takes him forever to load and shoot his cannon!
To be continued.