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Cellardude

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We have all seen it lets here what youve got. Whats some of the most absurd claims youve heard some companies make thats almost boarderline stealing?

Im curious to see what you guys have to say.

Heres mine. I was just browsing and I came across an add for gaspari nut.

Heres some that made me go WTF bonkers!

(halodrol liquid gels)


I have been promoting your products to everyone I know

As a personal trainer up in the North of Canada, I decide to try out your Halodrol Liquigels. I been taking them for three weeks now and have put on 15 pounds of dry muscle mass with a proper diet. Awesome product, I have been promoting your products to everyone I know.

Adam Gibbons





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(wth was he on that made his test levels raise 500% an increase from 1 to 5 is also 500% increase. :toofunny:


I am huge fan of Rich Gaspari dating back to the mid-80's when I was in high school. His conditioning was unreal even for today's standards. So knowing that, I knew his supplements would be great. I had been recently taking the Haladrol Liquigels and Novedex XT for some time. I had to be examined by a reproduction specialist doctor who took blood tests from me. He was shocked at the results. My testosterone had risen 500%. He could not believe it. I told him that I was taking these products and he asked me to bring in the empty box and bottle when I was done. He said because of how great the results were, he was going to recommend these products to his patients that did not want to undergo testosterone injections and use them as an alternative.

I am always sceptical of the products that I use because every manafacturer claims there products are the best with the best results but after seeing my own blood results it was amazing. During the time I used the products I honestly could not believe my strength gains. I was doing personal bests in the gym. For the longest time I could only deadlift 405lbs but after my cycle I was able deadlift 500lbs. That was unreal. So thank you very much for making such unbelievable products. You have a life long customer.

Shamus Sliney
 

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Cellardude gaining 20lbs naturally, me gaining muscle naturally, or anybody gaining muscle naturally.




Well all know it is IMPOSSIBLE to gain NATURALLY ! AHHHHH! STEROIDS 4 LIFE !
 
Cellardude

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Cellardude gaining 20lbs naturally, me gaining muscle naturally, or anybody gaining muscle naturally.




Well all know it is IMPOSSIBLE to gain NATURALLY ! AHHHHH! STEROIDS 4 LIFE !
WORD! steroids weheeee :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

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Wow, where to begin? There's just so many.

Any ad in a BB magazine (Before/after pics)

Owners of supplement companies talking about their supplements (Except Dsade and one or two others maybe)

Almost all reviews on fitflex dot com
(Check out Aplodan :))
" ... gained 30 lbs off one bottle. great stuff "
 
Cellardude

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Wow, where to begin? There's just so many.

Any ad in a BB magazine (Before/after pics)

Owners of supplement companies talking about their supplements (Except Dsade and one or two others maybe)

Almost all reviews on fitflex dot com
(Check out Aplodan :))
" ... gained 30 lbs off one bottle. great stuff "
I like scivation. They never seen to hyper/overhype their products.
 
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the write up for anabolic halo is always good for a laugh. Big load of cryogenically frozen BS. Suprised 'poopsicle' isn't a flavor yet.
 
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The Novedex and Halodrol LG claim of 500% is probably true because a metabolite of ATD is often confused with Test in bloodwork. That being said, the 95 lb deadlift increase is probably not true.
 

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