In need of money making' - suggestions?

ozarkaBRAND

ozarkaBRAND

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Little background... I'm home for the summer, going to be taking 4 or 5 classes at a local community college as well, so I don't feel that leaves a lot of time for a job.

Any ideas for me to get some extra $$, besides odd jobs and things like that (already doing that ;))?
 
Well, you could whore self out to a bunch of fat-chicks. Fat-chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!!
 
Check out the college you are going to , sometimes they have positions for student assistants to do maintenance and whatnot. I worked at my university last summer checking and fixing fire extinguishers all tax free!
 
I know it's already been hinted at........Gigolo FTW! :)
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
not good enough I'm sure.. :(
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you'd be suprised how many technophobe old people you're saving by merely restoring the registry, recommending a simple RAM upgrade, etc. and only charging them like $20 for 15 minutes of your time as opposed to what it would cost them to call a tech from a company. And they get so happy and love you so much for pointing them towards cheap hardware options instead of having them pay Dell for 'certified' parts, etc. It's like telling the fatass at gnc you'll help him work out and recommend some good & cheap(er) supps from NP right before he buys half the muscletech line and signs up at a McGym.
 
Nightwanderer said:
you'd be suprised how many technophobe old people you're saving by merely restoring the registry, recommending a simple RAM upgrade, etc. and only charging them like $20 for 15 minutes of your time as opposed to what it would cost them to call a tech from a company. And they get so happy and love you so much for pointing them towards cheap hardware options instead of having them pay Dell for 'certified' parts, etc. It's like telling the fatass at gnc you'll help him work out and recommend some good & cheap(er) supps from NP right before he buys half the muscletech line and signs up at a McGym.
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I really wish I knew more about computers now.. Thanks dude, thanks.. lol

I like your example there.. very nice :thumbsup:
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
I really wish I knew more about computers now.. Thanks dude, thanks.. lol

I like your example there.. very nice :thumbsup:
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I'm suprised actually, I usually see your avi on gamer/PC forums, I thought you might have been the type. I've been a computer & gaming nerd since I was old enough to say atari, heh.
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
Should I go with 100 fat chicks for $10/fatty... or should I just do 10 really fat chicks and charge $100/fatty?
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go with group discounts!

seriously though, do you have much stuff you've accumlated over the years that could be worth anything, if so, maybe sell some of it on ebay?

bartending is a good idea tho

good luck
 
b unit said:
go with group discounts!

seriously though, do you have much stuff you've accumlated over the years that could be worth anything, if so, maybe sell some of it on ebay?

bartending is a good idea tho

good luck
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I need to look into my stash of crap and see what can go... good idea :)
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
Should I go with 100 fat chicks for $10/fatty... or should I just do 10 really fat chicks and charge $100/fatty?
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I say the fatter they are the more expensive.
no but seriously, you could look into medical studies. where im at they have GFI or covance studies. you stay at the facility for 3 days, come back next week and stay 3 more days, have an outpatient visit and you ge lke $2000.thats just an example but they all very. i got a friend, hes a friggin lab rat for them, he says most of his are for blood pressure & cholesterol.nothing thats going to change you colors or something.
 
sf9ersfan8 said:
I say the fatter they are the more expensive.
no but seriously, you could look into medical studies. where im at they have GFI or covance studies. you stay at the facility for 3 days, come back next week and stay 3 more days, have an outpatient visit and you ge lke $2000.thats just an example but they all very. i got a friend, hes a friggin lab rat for them, he says most of his are for blood pressure & cholesterol.nothing thats going to change you colors or something.
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Definitely looking into that. Sounds frickin' sweet.
 
yea, he just got screened the other day . two 15 day stays for $9500.if i didnt have a vacation coming up soon id probably try to get into one.
 
sf9ersfan8 said:
yea, he just got screened the other day . two 15 day stays for $9500.if i didnt have a vacation coming up soon id probably try to get into one.
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I checked out their website and I realllllly want to give it a shot.. Thing is, I'd be driving about 50 extra miles every day, and the only study they have going is a 16 night study. That's a lot of gas :(
 
you gotta drive up there every night? you dont just check in and stay 16 nights? how much was it for anyway?if nothing else id keep checking up with them. see if another study opens up or if someone just drops out of a study.
 
sf9ersfan8 said:
you gotta drive up there every night? you dont just check in and stay 16 nights? how much was it for anyway?if nothing else id keep checking up with them. see if another study opens up or if someone just drops out of a study.
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Maybe I read it wrong.. It's prob what you're thinking it is, check in and then stay.

that would kill me though.. no gym time for 2 weeks!
 
Yea those studies would presumably be very controlled (so no supplements and such). Also I would imagine gym going would be regulated if blood pressure and cholesterol are the main study areas.

I vote bar back.
 
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