The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 check.
If we spend it at Walmart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan or Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... And none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.
Thank you for your help, and please support the US.