People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Don't believe everything you think.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Don't believe everything you think.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.