LOLz @ Guidos

Red Dog

Red Dog

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haha nothing makes me feel better then comparing myself to a Guido and just enjoying how much better of a human being I am than they are..

Post up your favorite Guido pics cause they are one group of individuals that EVERYBODY loves to laugh at..

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Oh and big "WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!" to the clown in the second image.
 
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Your clown in your 2nd pic Red Dog is standing there back right. F*ckin' Skanks!
 
ROFLMAO! I've seen more guidos than I thought at first!

MB
 
mattikus said:
I live in Manhattan. We've laughed most of them back to Jersey. The ones that are left just get kicked in the balls. :nutkick:
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ya no fair bro, I live right across the hudson river and now they're frolicking all across my county lol but with all seriousness that very first pic in this thread I know the guy(not personally). He's a security guard at a mall by me lol
 
They are just the same as the Wogs in Australia.......only ours go around in gangs on a fri/sat night and bash the drunk people on their way home @ 4am.
 
Don't lie, you all are just jealous of their cartoon hairstyles and their popped collars, and expensive J-lo sunglasses. Not to mention the SKANKS!
 
Hey Jersey isn't all bad, I'm guido free thank god :D!!!!

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lol at least they are attempting to clean up Guido central. I like th epic music they use.
 
haha Hurley these are actually tv and movie stars as well!

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The guy on the right is an orc from Lord of the Rings.

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The guy in the middle is from Thriller.

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This guy plays the caveman in the Geico commercials.
 
z06 said:
ya no fair bro, I live right across the hudson river and now they're frolicking all across my county lol but with all seriousness that very first pic in this thread I know the guy(not personally). He's a security guard at a mall by me lol
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haha are you serious? do you ever mess with him?
 
Douchebag:

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And there's plenty more douchebags here:

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OCCFan023 said:
That middle picture of the guido with the sketchy bomber kids scares me on multiple levels.
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:lol: the trio of uni-bombers.. haha well done.

oh and check out the upper-outer pec/shoulder/trap/tricep area on the first Douchebag pic by shaddow.. zits? I don't think so..
 
other than the fake tans the hair style is kind of cool, but maybe only use big ripped guys can appreciate a harido like that?

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
it accentuates ripped muscles and shows great symmetry.

-TF
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Not to mention reducing air drag when you are running away screaming like a ***** from a bunch of bikers ready to kick your ass for being a douche.
 
As an Italian american, it causes me great embarassment, while at the same time great amusement, to see Guidos in their native habitat.

If only there were a cure.
 
Zombie said:
Concentration camps ?
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here's a plan...we evacuate all normal people from new jersey, since it seems to be the guidos breeding grounds, then transfer some guidos from staten island and drop a nuke mainly on northern nj....problem solved :cheers:
 
Alright, once we sequester them in NJ, we need to call together a meeting and figure out a way to drill however deep along the entire NJ state line, then find a way to make a horizontal cut at that depth from some type of crazy underwater drill thing so that we can essentially float the entire state adrift into the Atlantic Ocean..





and then blow it up.
 
To be fair some guys don't drink... I know JBlaze from here sports a water bottle at the bar.

And funny comment about the guidos in Aus, they did that to me when I was backpacking there last year. 4 guys with sticks of some sort jumped out of a car and tried to beat me up. They must have been tough, ha...
 
Red Dog said:
Alright, once we sequester them in NJ, we need to call together a meeting and figure out a way to drill however deep along the entire NJ state line, then find a way to make a horizontal cut at that depth from some type of crazy underwater drill thing so that we can essentially float the entire state adrift into the Atlantic Ocean..





and then blow it up.
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How about tossing them into a 100 foot deep pit, then having Rosie O'Donnel belly flop on the spot.....instant cure for the oil shortage!!!

WIN!!
 
Holy flip flop! I've got a guy in my Ranger Batt. that was born and raised in Jersey. We broke him down after 5 years and now he is normal. I know, define normal... (Anything other than that of a Guido).

But he still flips sometimes when we are drinking, so we all have a code word we yell, Jizz-Gel! Then we all jump his ass and wrinkle his starched dress shirt, rub his hair until it's nasty messed up, and take his square-toed shoes and hide them. Pansy.

His brothers seem to get worse as they get older. Meh, better them than me I suppose.
 
Do you pronounce it guy doze,or gee doze.I'm guessing the doze part is right.Do they claim this name or it would it offend them if you called them that in a normal conversation.Like the N word,just to a lesser extent ofcourse.
 
pantera101 said:
Do you prononce it guy doze,or gee doze.I'm guessing the doze part is right.Do they claim this name or it would it offend them if you called them that in a normal conversation.Like the N word,just to a lesser extent ofcourse.
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i think it's gwee doze
 
BigVrunga said:
You could lure them into a rocket disguised as a tanning salon/dance club. Then launch it into the sun.
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Dude, they love the sun...launch them towards Pluto.
 
ozarkaBRAND said:
not too sure about that.. I'm leaning toward yes though..

Why not do an experiment though? Walk up to one and be like, "yo guido!" and see what happens.. lol
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hahaha I've seen that scenario played out! -- and no, they don't like it.. the ones my dickhead friend said that to were like "aw man, come on man, don't talk sh!t man, thats weak man, etc man, etc man" and then actually got in his face about it until he realized that the guy that had said it was just an insane idiot and was looking for a fight..

but he had the 'orange man group' uni-bomber physique -- not the injection-marked wife-beater mall security guard physique :rofl:
 
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