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    It happened...


    I sharted during deadlifts this morning.


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    Nice, I let a mean one rip at the bottom of a front squat yesterday started laughing and almost had to dump the weight, I check though and everything was clean lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmiller383 View Post
    Nice, I let a mean one rip at the bottom of a front squat yesterday started laughing and almost had to dump the weight, I check though and everything was clean lol
    I didn't check... I didn't have to. Squishy butt tells the tale.



    BUT, I sure did finish my last two sets!

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    It happens when you have ShakesAllDay.

    But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.

    -TF
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    Quote Originally Posted by t3stxlr4titud View Post
    It happens when you have ShakesAllDay.

    But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.

    -TF
    I don't know... either a good rep or a loose caboose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    I don't know... either a good rep or a loose caboose.

    Well if it was during some leg extensions or lunges, I might say you loose sphincter.

    However, the fact that you seemed a bit concerned about 'a loose caboose', I would re-frame from anal sex for a few weeks and work on some kegals. Your lover will thank you for it.

    -TF
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    Quote Originally Posted by t3stxlr4titud View Post
    Well if it was during some leg extensions or lunges, I might say you loose sphincter.

    However, the fact that you seemed a bit concerned about 'a loose caboose', I would re-frame from anal sex for a few weeks and work on some kegals. Your lover will thank you for it.

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    Naw man... I just take BIG sh!ts.

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    I refuse to make a move if I even have an inkling that I'm going to fart in the smallest amount. I had a near miss when one sneaked (yes thats the correct word. Snuck isn't a word) up on me a few weeks ago during leg curls. It felt like my entire digestive tract was trying to ram its way out of my anus. After it subsided I decided leg day was done and I drove 15 mph over the speed limit the whole way back home because I refuse to take care of business at the gym. Thats just nasty. I'd rather walk around bare foot or rub my eyes after using free weights than sit on a gym toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    I refuse to make a move if I even have an inkling that I'm going to fart in the smallest amount. I had a near miss when one sneaked (yes thats the correct word. Snuck isn't a word)
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

    :donut:
    They should make gym shorts with a muffler and spoof just for this reason, you never see them coming and they are always intense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmiller383 View Post
    They should make gym shorts with a muffler and spoof just for this reason, you never see them coming and they are always intense.
    I don't care if I rip ass in the gym... I'm not too modest. So, I don't need a muffler. But, some type of 'strength trainer Depends' may be of benefit... just so I don't ruin my nice Hanes boxer briefs.
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    dont worry dude it was just an accident, **** happends
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    *e-hug* (note: e-hug is a lot less homo than actual hug)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

    :donut:
    Snuck and sneaked is a past tense and a past participle of sneak, but if you want to sound emucated sneaked is the proper form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesinner View Post
    *e-hug* (note: e-hug is a lot less homo than actual hug)

    Congratulations.
    Correct. That is because you can not accidentally brush across another man's junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    ... I refuse to take care of business at the gym. Thats just nasty. I'd rather walk around bare foot or rub my eyes after using free weights than sit on a gym toilet.
    I prefer not to also, but I would never get a workout in if I lived by that rule. I always have to take a double dump in the mornings where I workout. Must be nerves/adrenaline in anticipation of getting some squats or deadlifts done.

    So did you just finish the last two sets with some mud butt, Shakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterplacebo View Post
    So did you just finish the last two sets with some mud butt, Shakes?
    Damn right!

    :dl:

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    That is dedication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterplacebo View Post
    That is dedication.
    Finishing the sets were nothing compared to the ride home. That was a little weird and I felt a little bit nasty.
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    This has my vote for Thread of the Week!! I damn'd near sharted when laughing at this.
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    hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by zbtboy View Post


    This has my vote for Thread of the Week!! I damn'd near sharted when laughing at this.
    I agree.
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