It happened...

  1. It happened...


    I sharted during deadlifts this morning.



  2. Nice, I let a mean one rip at the bottom of a front squat yesterday started laughing and almost had to dump the weight, I check though and everything was clean lol
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by pmiller383 View Post
    Nice, I let a mean one rip at the bottom of a front squat yesterday started laughing and almost had to dump the weight, I check though and everything was clean lol
    I didn't check... I didn't have to. Squishy butt tells the tale.



    BUT, I sure did finish my last two sets!

    :dl:
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  4. It happens when you have ShakesAllDay.

    But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.

    -TF

  5. Quote Originally Posted by t3stxlr4titud View Post
    It happens when you have ShakesAllDay.

    But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.

    -TF
    I don't know... either a good rep or a loose caboose.


  6. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    I don't know... either a good rep or a loose caboose.

    Well if it was during some leg extensions or lunges, I might say you loose sphincter.

    However, the fact that you seemed a bit concerned about 'a loose caboose', I would re-frame from anal sex for a few weeks and work on some kegals. Your lover will thank you for it.

    -TF

  7. Quote Originally Posted by t3stxlr4titud View Post
    Well if it was during some leg extensions or lunges, I might say you loose sphincter.

    However, the fact that you seemed a bit concerned about 'a loose caboose', I would re-frame from anal sex for a few weeks and work on some kegals. Your lover will thank you for it.

    -TF
    Naw man... I just take BIG sh!ts.

    :hot:



  8. I refuse to make a move if I even have an inkling that I'm going to fart in the smallest amount. I had a near miss when one sneaked (yes thats the correct word. Snuck isn't a word) up on me a few weeks ago during leg curls. It felt like my entire digestive tract was trying to ram its way out of my anus. After it subsided I decided leg day was done and I drove 15 mph over the speed limit the whole way back home because I refuse to take care of business at the gym. Thats just nasty. I'd rather walk around bare foot or rub my eyes after using free weights than sit on a gym toilet.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    I refuse to make a move if I even have an inkling that I'm going to fart in the smallest amount. I had a near miss when one sneaked (yes thats the correct word. Snuck isn't a word)
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

    :donut:

  10. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

    :donut:
    They should make gym shorts with a muffler and spoof just for this reason, you never see them coming and they are always intense.
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by pmiller383 View Post
    They should make gym shorts with a muffler and spoof just for this reason, you never see them coming and they are always intense.
    I don't care if I rip ass in the gym... I'm not too modest. So, I don't need a muffler. But, some type of 'strength trainer Depends' may be of benefit... just so I don't ruin my nice Hanes boxer briefs.




  12. dont worry dude it was just an accident, **** happends

  13. *e-hug* (note: e-hug is a lot less homo than actual hug)

    Congratulations.
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  14. Quote Originally Posted by ShakesAllDay View Post
    Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.

    This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!

    :donut:
    Snuck and sneaked is a past tense and a past participle of sneak, but if you want to sound emucated sneaked is the proper form.

    -TF

  15. Quote Originally Posted by thesinner View Post
    *e-hug* (note: e-hug is a lot less homo than actual hug)

    Congratulations.
    Correct. That is because you can not accidentally brush across another man's junk.

    -TF

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    ... I refuse to take care of business at the gym. Thats just nasty. I'd rather walk around bare foot or rub my eyes after using free weights than sit on a gym toilet.
    I prefer not to also, but I would never get a workout in if I lived by that rule. I always have to take a double dump in the mornings where I workout. Must be nerves/adrenaline in anticipation of getting some squats or deadlifts done.

    So did you just finish the last two sets with some mud butt, Shakes?

  17. Quote Originally Posted by bitterplacebo View Post
    So did you just finish the last two sets with some mud butt, Shakes?
    Damn right!

    :dl:

    :bb:

  18. That is dedication.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by bitterplacebo View Post
    That is dedication.
    Finishing the sets were nothing compared to the ride home. That was a little weird and I felt a little bit nasty.



  20. This has my vote for Thread of the Week!! I damn'd near sharted when laughing at this.

  21. hahahahaha

  22. Quote Originally Posted by zbtboy View Post


    This has my vote for Thread of the Week!! I damn'd near sharted when laughing at this.
    I agree.
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!


  

  
 

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