I need some answers, damn it!

[DmitryWI]

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[Bionic]

Jerry Seinfeld made BILLIONS asking those same questions. LOL!

If you picked the wings off of a fly, would it be called a "walk?"
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[RenegadeRows]

why do they call it ovaltine. they should call it roundtine

 

[The Flash]

Since your minds are already wondering about ill tell you what i wonder, what if when you die god puts you back into another body
and you are born into another body all over again, and are a different person living a different life but you wouldn't know you were that "other" person because you wouldn't have your brain anymore from that body so you can no longer remember if that was you because you have a new brain.

I'll explain more if its to complicated already lol.:jaw:

 

[nightshift]

Nice leap into Eastern philosophy Flash. Are we ourselves? That is the eternal question! I am glad others here are willing to look at life with an unconventional eye. It raises many interesting and esoteric questions.

 

[OCCFan023]

LOL The Noah one is awesome.

 

[DmitryWI]

LOL The Noah one is awesome.

Yea, a lot of people in nothern Minnesota really pissed off about it. Damn Noah. LOL