To be considered for membership to the Blitzkreig Ninja Brigade please fill out the following application.
The application fee of RPM and Drive samples, as well as a partridge in a pear tree has been suspended.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:
Do you want Karate?
Do your workouts go to 11?
Favorite Pizza toppings?
Are you lonesome tonight?
Are you sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating cheetos?
Would you like to send me all of your supps?
When I say Fizogen, you say:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Who is Keyser Soze?
Favorite flavor of protein powder:
Ninja Work History: