The World's Shortest Psychiatric Joke

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    The World's Shortest Psychiatric Joke


    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
    Saran Wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.

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    So the mystery of your 11k+ post count is now solved LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
    Saran Wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
    lmao took me a minute to understand it =p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    So the mystery of your 11k+ post count is now solved LOL
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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    do you live here Easy? I mean with your post count I don't know how you have a life, then again looking at your mug.....
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    Oh, jeez. I do love a good pun, though.
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    You're one funny fella Easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    So the mystery of your 11k+ post count is now solved LOL
    jealousy will get you nowhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    jealousy will get you nowhere.
    Neither will spending too much time on the internet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigVrunga View Post
    Neither will spending too much time on the internet!
    ZING!
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    wow i just looked at your post count. 47 posts per day is a **** load. you should take the time u spend posting and write a book or something. you'd be done in a week.
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    I should take the time I spend posting and do something valuable
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    I should take the time I spend posting and do something valuable
    Well if you want to put a positive spin on things, contributing to the board is valuable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
    Saran Wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

    The bartender says "excuse me, but do you realize there's a steering wheel in your pants".

    The pirate say "yarr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
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    Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

    I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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    That was good, I'm letting you know before hand I'll be stealing that joke.
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