This week's installment of *begin theme music* Ask YJ!!!

[Jarconis]

YJ, my friend's girlfriend took his car and got on it going around a curve, fishtailed, and hit a tree totalling the vehicle. Afterwards she lied about what occured and said that the " throttle stuck open"... so my question is.. Why are all women deceitful whores? And what would be the YJ solution to this problem to keep it from reoccuring?

 

[YellowJacket]

Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....

 

[windwords7]

LOL!

 

[YellowJacket]

And if it happens again......

She will be sent to a time out where she will be forced to call me and talk dirty to me over the phone....

 

[Jarconis]

Excellent advice oh wise one...

 

[YellowJacket]

Excellent advice oh wise one...

and if all else fails......yep...I hate to say it....


Break Out the Donkey Punch ...

 

[windwords7]

Got to love the girls who love the donkey punch! I knew a HOT girl that was into that...amongst other things

 

 

[sage]

(ha) you guys are something else.
donkey punches, dirty sanchez....they're all good stuff. crazy guys......

 

[Big H]

HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

 

[YellowJacket]

HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

Wait a minute.....you arent old enough to drive a car.....

 

[Rhinoman]

Originally posted by Big H
HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

 

There are two things a man should not lend:

1)CAR

2)GUN

I was going to said three which was women but times has change so much that who cares.     

  

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[Bean]

Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....

hehe

a dirty sanchez would be funny too