This week's installment of *begin theme music* Ask YJ!!!

  1. This week's installment of *begin theme music* Ask YJ!!!


    YJ, my friend's girlfriend took his car and got on it going around a curve, fishtailed, and hit a tree totalling the vehicle. Afterwards she lied about what occured and said that the " throttle stuck open"... so my question is.. Why are all women deceitful whores? And what would be the YJ solution to this problem to keep it from reoccuring?


  2. Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

    1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....
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  3. And if it happens again......

    She will be sent to a time out where she will be forced to call me and talk dirty to me over the phone....

  4. Excellent advice oh wise one...

  5. Originally posted by Jarconis
    Excellent advice oh wise one...
    and if all else fails......yep...I hate to say it....


    Break Out the Donkey Punch ...
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  6. Got to love the girls who love the donkey punch! I knew a HOT girl that was into that...amongst other things

     

  7. (ha) you guys are something else.
    donkey punches, dirty sanchez....they're all good stuff. crazy guys......
  8. Cool


    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

  9. Originally posted by Big H
    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

    Wait a minute.....you arent old enough to drive a car.....

  10. Originally posted by Big H
    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car
     

    There are two things a man should not lend:

    1)CAR

    2)GUN

    I was going to said three which was women but times has change so much that who cares.      

      

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  11. Originally posted by YellowJacket
    Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

    1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....

    hehe

    a dirty sanchez would be funny too
  

  
 

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