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    This week's installment of *begin theme music* Ask YJ!!!


    YJ, my friend's girlfriend took his car and got on it going around a curve, fishtailed, and hit a tree totalling the vehicle. Afterwards she lied about what occured and said that the " throttle stuck open"... so my question is.. Why are all women deceitful whores? And what would be the YJ solution to this problem to keep it from reoccuring?

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    Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

    1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....
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    LOL!
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    And if it happens again......

    She will be sent to a time out where she will be forced to call me and talk dirty to me over the phone....
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    Excellent advice oh wise one...
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    Originally posted by Jarconis
    Excellent advice oh wise one...
    and if all else fails......yep...I hate to say it....


    Break Out the Donkey Punch ...
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    Got to love the girls who love the donkey punch! I knew a HOT girl that was into that...amongst other things

     
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    (ha) you guys are something else.
    donkey punches, dirty sanchez....they're all good stuff. crazy guys......
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    Cool


    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car
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    Originally posted by Big H
    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car

    Wait a minute.....you arent old enough to drive a car.....
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    Originally posted by Big H
    HA! IF a woman crashed my car I'd...... wait a second, I would never let a woman drive my car
     

    There are two things a man should not lend:

    1)CAR

    2)GUN

    I was going to said three which was women but times has change so much that who cares.      

      

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    Originally posted by YellowJacket
    Well Jarconis, this isnt a rare problem we have on our hands.....

    1st- I already know she is lying, if shes too ignorant to slow down going around a curve, then I know doesnt know what a throttle is..... my advice to cure the problem..... make here write "I love YJ" across her smilkies and send them to me in an e-mail, that should punish her real good.....

    hehe

    a dirty sanchez would be funny too
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