True Life: I'm Getting Out of Prison

[Goat]

Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?

 

[TripDog]

Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?

I need to use that line.

 

[Tighe]

Do it while wearing the white and black striped outfit, and one of those old time ball and chains on your leg. Add in, "No, I mean I REALLY just got out."

 

[TripDog]

Do it while wearing the white and black striped outfit, and one of those old time ball and chains on your leg. Add in, "No, I mean I REALLY just got out."

If I say I just broke out!! Then guaranteed pune!!

 

[dsade]

Surprised he didn't get grabbed by the big dude in the corner.

 

[TripDog]

Surprised he didn't get grabbed by the big dude in the corner.

Wait.........wasn't that you standing in the corner? :blink: :ntome:

 

[dsade]

Wait.........wasn't that you standing in the corner? :blink: :ntome:

And the ***** beat me to him. Skank.

 

[TripDog]

And the ***** beat me to him. Skank.

Don't worry Matt, you're due bro. Keep postin up like a champ, and remember to wear alot of pink..

 

[Iron Warrior]

Holy ****, so this complete tool, looks like a tweaker is on his first week or so out of jail. He goes to a bar, tells this hot chick he just got out of prison...and she takes his hand and walks him outside and bangs him.

WTF? Is there no end to the stupid **** girls will do to land a douche bag guy?

Wow ! I've used some crazy sh!t before but I wouldn't have thought of that LOL. Some chicks dig the bad boy image a little too much but those are great in the sack