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    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite!
    11:00 am - Went to the vet. Bummer.
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with people! My favorite!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite!


    Day 983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
    hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
    nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
    I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
    demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
    condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
    placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
    could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
    confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
    means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
    again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
    The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
    seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
    guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
    have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
    safe -- For now
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    Quote Originally Posted by bpmartyr View Post
    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
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    I hadn't seen this in awhile. Good times. I have 4 cats, and yes, they are trying to kill me.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25

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    what a joke.

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