ewwww i found something nasty

[Zombie]

ok im checking a customer laser printer they called cause the printer was jamming paper. i broght it to my shop and i open it and this is what i found inside

 

[dsade]

Worst.Pictures.Ever.

What am I looking at?

 

[Zombie]

Worst.Pictures.Ever.

What am I looking at?

a dead mouse that got jammed on the gears of a dell laser printer

Edit:
a mouse that got killed by the gears on a dell laser printer

 

[Trauma1]

a dead mouse that got jammed on the gears of a dell laser printer

Edit:
a mouse that got killed by the gears on a dell laser printer

eeessshhhhh ...poor bastard lol

 

[Zombie]

eeessshhhhh ...poor bastard lol

poor me, i had to clean that up, the blood still fresh so i guess the time of death was some time earlyer today.

 

[Trauma1]

poor me, i had to clean that up, the blood still fresh so i guess the time of death was some time earlyer today.

So you had to pronounce its death and then clean it up?.....that just ain't right lol

 

[dsade]

Next time tell them to leave the mouse in the desktop next to the keyboard where it belongs.

 

[Zombie]

Next time tell them to leave the mouse in the desktop next to the keyboard where it belongs.

makes sence , who in their right mind would put the mouse between the gears of a printer

 

[MentalTwitch]

Next time tell them to leave the mouse in the desktop next to the keyboard where it belongs.

Yes, those picutres sucked and then my screen gets engulfed by the blood and guts.
Also, your joke made me smile and shake my head due to its quality...haha.

 

[tattoopierced1]

i would have trashed the printer, and ordered a new one... screw cleaning that up.. that goes above what I consider my job responsibility...

 

[Zombie]

i would have trashed the printer, and ordered a new one... screw cleaning that up.. that goes above what I consider my job responsibility...

well i told the customer that it was better to get a new one, he said no, then i told him i would clean it for 120 and he said ok but do it fast cause i need to print out some invoices.

 

[Zombie]

i told him that if he gave me an extra 40 dlls i would get him a wooden box and bury it in a decent place he just LOL.

soo lets say i have extra 120 dlls on my pocket, time to make and order.

 

[RedwolfWV]

I had an inkjet printer come in one time. The people stunk to high heaven. The printer was full of cockroaches. But I think your dead bloody mouse takes the prize.

 

[poopypants]

dude thats just awesomely disgusting.... and as i look at it oddly i have no problem sipping down my shake without any discomfort??? LOL.

i like all the jokes though pretty damn funny Dsade...... the one bout a proper burial is classic too.

 

[poopypants]

 

[poopypants]

thurr ya go zombie bro.... little more distinguishable at that size... if ya want quote my post and take the codes for your first post.... although suddenly scrolling down to an entire screen of gore is pretty disgusting LOL

 

[Zombie]

thurr ya go zombie bro.... little more distinguishable at that size... if ya want quote my post and take the codes for your first post.... although suddenly scrolling down to an entire screen of gore is pretty disgusting LOL

thanks, since i dont have photobucket or any of those i was looking for something to resize them. i was goign to upload them to AM gallery but i had some people come right now and drop their pc's

 

[MentalTwitch]

Nice resize. HA, someone post one of the pics in the owned thread....

 

[MentalTwitch]

thanks, since i dont have photobucket or any of those i was looking for something to resize them. i was goign to upload them to AM gallery but i had some people come right now and drop their pc's

"so here ya go man, if you could just...OH CRAP MAN! WTF IS THAT A PIC OF!!??" Dude if i find one of those in my PC ill F'n kill you!" haha...
Z= "No it came out of a printer...."
haha

 

[Zombie]

so if you guys have mice problems get a
Dell Workgroup Laser Printer M5200 it gets the job done

 

[poopypants]

Nice resize. HA, someone post one of the pics in the owned thread....

LMAO :toofunny:

 

[dsade]

well..the ads DID promise vibrant reds.

 

[MentalTwitch]

well..the ads DID promise vibrant reds.

Keep em' comin man...haha. :type:

 

[dsade]

How many PPM (Pests Per Minute) does that model print?

 

[Zombie]

it supposed to be 35PPM

 

[T-Bone]

No more slackin and posting on AM!. Get your ass to work boy!

 

[crader]

That is disgusting Z!

 

[dsade]

I heard the new, upgraded models can print high resolution rats.

Mice are SO last year.

 

[3clipseGT]

:blink::rant: Ick lol

 

[Hurleyboy05]

mmmm... free protein

 

[bpmartyr]

Even better than road kill.

 

[neoborn]

Ratatouille noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[T-Bone]

Just like getting a prize in your cereal box!.

 

[dsade]

Just like getting a prize in your cereal box!.

Or looking into Richard Gere's toilet after a wild Saturday night.

 

[bpmartyr]

Or looking into Richard Gere's toilet after a wild Saturday night.