Not much intro here. I have a tendency to think up obscure quotes, and like to ponder the situations in which such a quote would ever be said. I'll bump this thread when I come up with more.
"What?! The Mighty Ducks 3 was a terrible hockey film. I don't even want to get in your pants anymore, after hearing you say that."
"Think of it like a box of 1979 Cheerios, you have to dig all they way down to the bottom if you ever want to find the Star Wars Figurine."
"Yeah, the word for that is Palindrome. Now I'm gonna go off on a limb here and guess that's also your father's name, and he's either a Mechanic, Carpenter, or Plumber."
"I guess that explains why Barbie never had any kids."