Dead Man Found In Park

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    Today, State police found an unidentified man's body in a nearby park. They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and a small pecker. I was just checking to make sure that all the guys here are okay.
    TheChosen12012 A.P.F California State Champion& 2 Class Record Holder (Deadlifts)

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    Still alive
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    Later reports should show that I was only sleeping and not technically 'dead'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Later reports should show that I was only sleeping and not technically 'dead'
    TheChosen12012 A.P.F California State Champion& 2 Class Record Holder (Deadlifts)
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    I thought my retarted brother escaped from the basement but it was just Jayhawkk
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    Didn't you post some lame-ass crap like this before and everyone knocked on you for it and you blew your top for not getting Rep points?
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