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    <TB> I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
    <TB> I reached a call center in Pakistan.
    <TB> I told them I was suicidal.
    <TB> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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    CaptainMoonpie2: Working on a report
    CaptainMoonpie2: Tell me why welfare is bad
    CaptainMoonpie2: But in a really, really long explanation that is easy to copy and paste
    IMADV82: Because people like me end up paying for people like your mom to raise people like you.

    #826453 +(1208)- [X]

    <cannibal> Im playing tetris, and why won't the square pieces spin like the others?
    <therion> ...

    #823214 +(4841)- [X]

    <Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the ***got.
    <Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the ****ing **** out of him.
    <Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he ****ing had:
    <Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
    <dan> Dude, you ****ing killed McGuyver!

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    <Dark_Fox> Wheee.. Hooray for USB2.0's slow ass read/write bandwidth
    <Dark_Fox> I get to watch my mod compile at the blazing speed of a snail
    <Zail_Dark> snails are interesting
    <Dark_Fox> I don't think they make for good eats, though
    <Zail_Dark> what if it were a giant snail that was eating you?
    <Dark_Fox> then i would be in soviet russia


    <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
    <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
    <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
    <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
    <emoti_conartist> lol
    <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
    <cassius_clay13> so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
    <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a ****
    <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
    <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
    <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
    <cassius_clay13> so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face
    <cassius_clay13> and runs away
    <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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    <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
    <jeebus> he was a ****en impostor
    <jeebus> never once moved diagonally\
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    Ahaha, bash.org oh man, it's lucky I'm on xmas break because there's no way I am doing any work until I catch up on missed quotes.

    I think there are a few quotes on bash in reference to me.
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