Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

[thewilman]

1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
3. Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
5. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
7. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
9. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
11. Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
13. Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
15. Antisocial Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
17. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
19. Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
21. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
23. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
25. Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
27. Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's snowing!!!

 

[Nabisco]

:goodpost::toofunny:

Made me giggle like a school girl on the inside.

 

[Hurleyboy05]

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

:toofunny: LMAO at this one

 

[thewilman]

Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's snowing!!!

I like this one