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GR Juicy's Killed a Man, Robbed a Bank and Got Banned from AM Ambien Threadathon

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  1. GR Juicy's Killed a Man, Robbed a Bank and Got Banned from AM Ambien Threadathon


    Day 1 of Ambien for Sleepy problems.. I feel it's because of my high testosterone after I got my post cycle therapy done perfectly. I dunno but for some reason i'd rather be humping.

    Apparently someone told me to take my sheets to linen exchange and get a signed paper saying that i had turned it in. I don't remember that.

    In the last 10 minutes I've been thinking about how congress could ratify the sexual positions in America and their times for uses.

    This narcotic really bends your mind BDS style.

    I wonder if I stayed up on it all day if it would do anything enlightening or just get me hurt.


  2. i voted for myself.

  3. i'm goin to sleep. you a$$ holes had better leave comments and love bunnies.
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  4. i used to use ambien when i was prescribed it in the military. Since ive been back home it leaked out that i had some and my friends were all over it like idiots. I accidently washed a bunch of it in the wash and it was all powder. I gave it to a friend who a) laced a joint with it b) took lines of it. I havent got any since minus the occasional 1. Robotussum worked for me. Now i just sleep or hit the gf up or rub one out lol.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by pistonpump View Post
    i used to use ambien when i was prescribed it in the military. Since ive been back home it leaked out that i had some and my friends were all over it like idiots. I accidently washed a bunch of it in the wash and it was all powder. I gave it to a friend who a) laced a joint with it b) took lines of it. I havent got any since minus the occasional 1. Robotussum worked for me. Now i just sleep or hit the gf up or rub one out lol.
    well see i figured it was from after iraq. i haven't slept the same since. funny thing is i slept great in iraq.

  6. I currently take ambien at night, and I do some crazy sh!t every now and then. My mom found me asleep in the hallway once, I called an ex-girlfriend to ask her how her dogs were (she has no dogs), I woke up one morning with my shoes on and they were soaked like I had been outside - still don't know what happened there. Be careful with this stuff, it can make you hilarious to others!

  7. tell me about it. i asked my wife if she was cleaning the dirt off of the kitchen floor. it was 3 am and she was asleep.

  8. This is the closest thing to someone explaining how ambien makes you act and feel in the morning ('cept he didn't take ambien)

    http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=29874

  9. ambien would be perfectomundo for an anadrol cycle run @ 200mg. your appetite would be sh1t, but you take some ambien go to sleep wake up and bam your appetite is back for the day... that's how it's done. either that or you smoke some ganja.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Hurleyboy05 View Post
    This is the closest thing to someone explaining how ambien makes you act and feel in the morning ('cept he didn't take ambien)

    http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=29874
    lmfao at that story!!!!!!!

  11. Quote Originally Posted by sfearl1 View Post
    lmfao at that story!!!!!!!
    i'd lmfao at penile implants.

  12. allow me to leave you with this...



  13. Quote Originally Posted by gotripped View Post
    i'd lmfao at penile implants.
    someone at bb.com injected their c0ck with igf



  14. or this one.

  15. the entire BDS crew has it all...out of sight..

  16. Quote Originally Posted by gotripped View Post
    i voted for myself.
    **** you ! ! ! ! vote for me and the little ganja harvesting elfs

  17. Quote Originally Posted by sfearl1 View Post
    someone at bb.com injected their c0ck with igf
    i was gonna try that.
    then i learned igf1 isn't in ur d1ck.
    therefore useless except for the pleasureful needle stick.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Zombie View Post
    **** you ! ! ! ! vote for me and the little ganja harvesting elfs
    they do enjoy a nice krispy kreme mint du leche from time to time.

  19. im n the ganja zone right now

  20. i love to smoke myself retarded.

  21. i love you tube , you cant have a bad trip with youtube around lol

  22. indeed.
    here's to dr peppers and flaming hot cheetos during math class.

  23. it would be nice to have a tail like that or like tigger

  24. i couldn't pass this one up.


  25. If I can't get laid and I'm too tired to rub one out then I'll pop a 3mg pill of melatonin and have some vivd a$$ dreams

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Zombie View Post
    lolollolololololololololololol ololololololollloolol

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    If I can't get laid and I'm too tired to rub one out then I'll pop a 3mg pill of melatonin and have some vivd a$$ dreams
    i usually have to take 15mg for it to make me kinda drowsy.
    i loved kava kava w/ valerian passion flower melatonin and 5htp gaba.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    If I can't get laid and I'm too tired to rub one out then I'll pop a 3mg pill of melatonin and have some vivd a$$ dreams

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Zombie View Post
    lol. the fleshlight can last a lifetime with good care.

  30. Jeez!! Thats gross. Imagine how many lazy dudes that have those and don't wash them properly... eeww....

  31. Quote Originally Posted by Hurleyboy05 View Post
    Jeez!! Thats gross. Imagine how many lazy dudes that have those and don't wash them properly... eeww....
    damn! knew i shoulda washed it out! it's all crust from last week when i was tryin out that paravol stack..

  32. Quote Originally Posted by Hurleyboy05 View Post
    Jeez!! Thats gross. Imagine how many lazy dudes that have those and don't wash them properly... eeww....
    well you just got your self a business idea, fleshlight cleanning service.

  33. Quote Originally Posted by Zombie View Post
    well you just got your self a business idea, fleshlight cleanning service.
    Entrepre-no-****in'-way

  34. Hey gotripped, Alright I just took my ambien about 20 min. ago. Lets just see what happens!

  35. So does Ambien really work?

  36. dude i just took my ambien the same time you did. it's hittin me full force now. it's so funny how ambien is. it's almost like weed and loratabs except without the serotonin release or slight if any. it seems like i have a great plan to make money on the tip of my tongue but can't figure it out....

  37. Quote Originally Posted by AM07 View Post
    So does Ambien really work?
    yeah it does. it makes you go down like a slow cow.
    it puts ya down like a horse tranq

  38. i'm gonna see how long i can stay up on ambien.
    i'll be checking in around every 20-30mins.
  

  
 

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