Cheating men will pay !!!!!!! LMAO
- 11-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Cheating men will pay !!!!!!! LMAO
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today”.
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
"Send extra sauce."
- 11-21-2007, 02:20 AM
Look what happened when he gave the "extra sauce" 9 months ago!
- 11-21-2007, 04:22 PM
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11-21-2007, 06:24 PM
ahhhahahah! Nice... that's funny, I love italian chicks to... omg... I just don't like their big brothers..
11-21-2007, 06:29 PM
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11-23-2007, 09:19 AM
Italian chicks are hott, but they usually stick with Italian dudes.
Like that hott Italian chef on TV. Her husband is Italian, not that great looking though. Probably has a massive penis.
11-23-2007, 11:05 AM
Italian and massive penis isn't usually found in the same sentence
11-23-2007, 11:55 AM
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11-23-2007, 01:11 PM
That small Italian chick on the cooking channel is the one I like to watch
11-23-2007, 01:15 PM
We went to the Fabulous Food show in Cleveland a couple of weeks ago. All the people from food network were there, and we saw Alton Brown do a live show.
It was a pretty fun time, for sure.
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11-23-2007, 01:25 PM
11-23-2007, 02:12 PM
Alton brown is fun as hell to watch.
11-23-2007, 03:57 PM
Is Rachel Ray a smoker? Sounds like she is. Maybe that's why she has to flavor-up her food so much; no more taste buds.
11-23-2007, 03:58 PM
I can bet he lost his noodles when he got that postcard. LOL
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11-23-2007, 04:00 PM
Giada de Laurentiis wins my vote.
I don't get turned on when I see chick licking spoonfulls of sugary chocolate aka What makes you fat. I'd get more turned on seeing a chick down a bowl of tuna.
11-23-2007, 04:46 PM
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11-24-2007, 11:58 AM
dude giada's husband won life.. shes so hot and she probably just makes him amazing delicious meals before they get it on and any other time he is hungry.. thats what i want haha
11-24-2007, 12:48 PM
"What are you making for me for meal 5, baby?"
"Well, you're going to love it, Irish Cannon! I started you off with a standard lean beef meatball for your protein, then I added in some whole wheat linguni pasta, made from scratch of course! A classic tomato sauce, and my vagina for dessert."
11-24-2007, 01:38 PM
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