X-Mas Gift for the GF/Wife

[joebo]

Just seeing what gifts guys are buying for signifigant others for christmas. I'm drawing blanks and basically looking for ideas. I just bought an engagement ring, so money is somewhat tight. Post up!!

 

[Dr Packenwood]

Good lovin.

 

[T-Bone]

Cornbread.

 

[dsade]

Can I recommend the RPN Gift Pack, which should be coming VERY soon?

It will contain:

1 2 ounce jar of Flawless Skin Cream
2 Standard Java Lather
1 Jumbo Java Lather
1 Java Lather Liquid Lava
1 Javassential Massage Oil (8 ounce)
1 Java Lather Triple S (Sea Salt Soak)
1 Premium Loofah

All packaged in a beautiful gift presentation.

 

[TripDog]

Cornbread.

:toofunny: wtf!!

 

[crader]

A gift certificate for a massage, or gift cert to a photographer to get pics of the two of you done? What kind of things does she like?

 

[MashedPotato]

Going to get mine some handbags.

She likes to collect Prada, Gucci, Chanel etc... (no not the fakes - the real store).

Guess i'll have to wait a few more months for my silicone butt implants...<sigh>

But really, if you have the cash 9/10 you cant go wrong with a designer bag or purse.



Just reminded me that my dad got my mom a iron when i was younger for christmas. When she was mad and said "this isnt a gift", he said "but look (moms name), its the latest model!!).

Needless to say she wasnt in the slightest bit impressed.

 

[EasyEJL]

Can I recommend the RPN Gift Pack, which should be coming VERY soon?

It will contain:

1 2 ounce jar of Flawless Skin Cream
2 Standard Java Lather
1 Jumbo Java Lather
1 Java Lather Liquid Lava
1 Javassential Massage Oil (8 ounce)
1 Java Lather Triple S (Sea Salt Soak)
1 Premium Loofah

All packaged in a beautiful gift presentation.

Wheres the slick pleasures? Whats the point of all this other stuff if not to use that too

 

[dsade]

Wheres the slick pleasures? Whats the point of all this other stuff if not to use that too

*batteries and Slick Pleasures not included.

 

[crader]

The slick pleasures goes in the stocking with a victorias secret gift cert...

 

[dsade]

The slick pleasures goes in the stocking with a victorias secret gift cert...

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

 

[EasyEJL]

i missed the money being tight part. theres only 1 good option then

 

[Cellardude]

i missed the money being tight part. theres only 1 good option then

:toofunny:

I knew someone would post this!

 

[MashedPotato]

:toofunny:

I knew someone would post this!

without a doubt lol.

Still a classic.

 

[natedogg]

A membership to the gym and a picture of what you'd like her to look like. lol. Jk. Kind of...

 

[Iron Warrior]

A porn subscription (j/K) Something that shows attention to detail will do the trick. This means you must know your lady real well

 

[Irish Cannon]

A membership to the gym and a picture of what you'd like her to look like. lol. Jk. Kind of...

I actually really like this one. I used to work at a gym and people would purchase gift certificates for friends or family members. I wouldn't just flat out give one to somebody, but if they ever even HINTED at the fact that they should start exercising, then it would be a good gift. I don't know if anyone watches cooking shows, but that one that comes on after the hot Italian chick, the fat one, ya, she needs to workout. I think I'm going to get the address for her fanmail and send her a box of various things hinting at how she needs to quit eating so many of those friggin brownies that she makes.

 

[xjsynx]

A Pocket Rocket...

 

[Sunder]

For the GF - something sexy.
For the wife - something practical and loving.

NEVER EVER buy them both the same thing. Avoid scenarios where they can bump into each other and ask who gave them that gift.

 

[xjsynx]

Just go to victorias secret and pick out the sexiest thing you can find. Thats what I plan on doing.

I am sure Trip will be happy with whatever you get her...

 

[natedogg]

I am sure Trip will be happy with whatever you get her...

lol. How sweet.

 

[dsade]

Just go to victorias secret and pick out the sexiest thing you can find. Thats what I plan on doing.

I'm not a big fan of any of the VS lingerie.

Sexy is also in the eye of the beholder...they have some funky crushed velvet crap that looks like drapes...totaly unsexy to me, but some women/men love it.

Make sure you know her tastes, know YOUR tastes, and tell (and show) her repeatedly how awesome she looks.

 

[crader]

I am sure Trip will be happy with whatever you get her...

Awww how sweet are you guys doing a banana gift exchange..lol

 

[dsade]

Awww how sweet are you guys doing a banana gift exchange..lol

Sounds like ghey porn.

 

[MashedPotato]

I've got plenty of bananas to go round.

Just got a 8 pack from walmart.

This mrs will be pleased.

 

[dsade]

8 bananas for the wife?

No insecurity on your part, I see.

 

[MashedPotato]

Just go to victorias secret and pick out the sexiest thing you can find. Thats what I plan on doing.

I got my girls some x-rated bathing suits last year.

ooooo its so taboo. So racy.....

Some me the knees baby...yeah!!